Ladies. Gentlemen. I believe it is time. We will take over the world! But, in this time of chemical weapons, nuclear weapons, biological weapons, psionic weapons and subspace weapons, I think we can all agree that trying to take it by force would not be very clever. Therefore, we most form a company, slowly imbedding ourselves in the upper crust of society. You have all been awarded positions in the company MarineCorp - Public relations manager. Since we're going to have to do some questionable stuff and human press can be quite annoyingly intrusive (even if you are doing nothing wrong), I'd prefer that the reporters do not ask a lot of questions. That's why I'm assigning this position to the world's one and only torrasque. EatMeReturns - Chief Operations Officer We need a mad genius on this part, a perfect role for the glorious master scientist EatmeReturns. With you as the chief of operations, we will do many glorious things! IJffdrie - Chief Human Resources Officer With my evil hiring skills, I will hire many evil people... TO DO EVIL! Darkone - Chief assassin If we ask you to kill other people, could you please not kill us? You'll get your own private luxury bathroom! Now, we must expand the scope of our company. We must find more employees and eeeeeevil projects!