I can see a few scenes in my head from it. Kuv trying to write a report while 1n5an1ty parties behind him with a half empty bottle. Kuv trying to sleep for his 6AM shift the next morning while 1n5an1ty parties behind him with a half empty bottle. Kuv trying to impress his lady friend while 1n5an1ty parties behind him with a half empty bottle. Sounds about right.
I'd be all like "Hey, wanna grab a movie" and he/she/it would be all like "no. I must force this world towards my will. I must recreate it beneath my iron heel", and then I'd hum the pinky and the brain melody all evening, annoying him/her/it
You really should acquire the ability to get inside my head for a short time. It'd be quite an experience - I get precisely 0 references that get posted on this site lol.
The bottle is half full, thank you. My psychiatrist persuaded me to think it so. It's very pessimistic because I just can't seem to fill it up q.q