My life is hell. I have a son that’s a piece of **** troublemaker. I’m always having to go to school to deal with some **** he has done. I have a daughter that’s cute and all, but corrects everyone. She literally gets on everyone`s nerves and I wonder how she’s going to adjust socially. She’ll probably turn into a lesbian, but I’ll still love her. Wife and I had an “accident” that’s about three years old now. She grows up in this house with constant fights and drama. You would not believe how crazy a household with three kids can be. My wife is stuck way in the past. She says and does things like her mother did. She has two ****ed up annoying sisters that hang out and critique me. Nothing I do is good enough to them or the rest of her family. They think I’m a loser and the worst thing that ever happened to my wife. I’m fat. I work a very dangerous job that pays ****. I’m not getting any younger. My car is a piece of ****. I’m going nowhere. Life has felt like it has been at a standstill for over a decade. I’m bald. I’m over forty. My skin is yellow. I love donuts.
I had an inkling when you mentioned the sister that corrects everyone. I was sure of it when you mentioned the two sisters, though.