Zerg leviathan rap

yo im the leviathan
you better not mess with me
Ill come in and let you see
that i can turn you into beef tea
You wont be free from me

Im a sky monster
im the haunter

I kill your units with my scourge army
they fly over your air units like a tsunami
make you smarmy

Ill take away your units with biostasis
leave you in paralysis
do the analysis

I spawn mutalisks and brood lords on the war board
like a horde
i am a war lord

if you beg for mercy, I shall show none son
so just let me have my fun

Ill use bioplasmid globes and spread microbes

go use your battlecruiser toys
with my tentacles i will destroy

 

I like this stuff man

 

That sounded like a rap to me...and rap IS like poetry, its just delivered differently.

Also, Charlie CAN rap in person. Ive seen this happen.