This goes out to all you Zergophiles out there, who hate the stinkin Terran and the Confederacy. The Zerg x Terran Rap - by Suraj Raja Darkened clouds blot out the sky As death takes wings and learns to fly Face peril and great mortal risk To face the hungry mutalisk We mass them up in deadly stacks Your hull is full of gaping cracks We infested your last barracks! Glaive wurms burrow through metal skin Devouring all the life within "Raw, infested, roasted, oh anything will do. We'll even bring the special sauce - our extra sticky goo! We'll serve you up a larval stew, the zerg are never rude! And watch your hapless marines squirm as all their guts are chewed... Oh how we love the crunchy taste of medic in a suit Its really sweet, the taste of meat Seasoned with stimpack root Wasup there ghost, think you're the ****? Overseer says hi, and tag you're it. You come in here, think you can nuke? Your breath smells like a zergling puke Trust me before you bring the rain Say hello to a world of pain See the little marauders take baneling in the face And spew their guts through many cuts That asplode in disgrace For centuries you tried to purge our roaches from your lands And yet the desecration reeks all through Blistering Sands We surface to cause mayhem and madness as workers flee Theres nothing a roach likes better than a melted SCV Sup viking, think you're Megatron? Your transform time is way too long You came, you saw, you did your term Now chowtime for a nydus worm Oh look you brought some friends - banshees? We're lookin up and all we see Is breakfast served at Tiffany's Reapers come up jump and play upon our shiny creep The queen has been waiting for you, to put you all to sleep And as your little nightmares come to life upon her view How lovingly she penetrates your guts and runs you through Well the way we see it, Terrans choices are quite clear You either get mind****ed and quit or hold onto life dear.... But while you hold onto that life, you mark your *** in red A bulleye saying "Infest me, or make me very dead! We welcome Thor, a lord of war Whose guns blaze bright and true With infestors, we'll steal your cores And gum your circuits too And as the fatass battlecruisers crawl into our deadly trap Our freshly spawned corruptors use their tentacles to clap We bomb your stern, we gank your aft This is a war, it is our craft The only thing your **** is cruisin' Is mondo pain and mega bruisin' We do the hokey pokey and we turn around... That's what it's all ab- never mind... A gruesome death is what you'll find Hydralisks come out and play Marines have come to die today Serving up some deadly spines To break your will and crush your minds Twinkle twinkle little stars We ravage the Terran arse Under base and in the sky Time to give up now and die... So ravens huh, you hot **** bird? We'll pluck your feathers, metal turd You think you can come hunt and seek Well guess what *****, your **** is weak. We raid your ships, we drink your rum We think your pilots are quite dumb... But what you lack in balls and brains We attribute to growing pains We know know you are a crappy race Inferior in many ways We put up with you yes we do, After all we do need to eat too And so we humour you like sheep And let you climb onto our creep You think you're hot, you think you're cool Pumping lead into our spawning pool But guess what we regenerate And serve you up on a hot plate. That was just a taste of things to come There's hella more where that came from No time to waste, just find that key We raped your ***, now hit GG.
