A Valid Political Concern.

Th only solution to a zombie attack is to destroy the whole planet.

 

yea thats pretty much my school fenix.

 

Why not convince the zombies that its just as good to eat eachother instead of humans.

Ive been thinking of that, they can eat human flesh but they don't eat zombie flesh which is prob just the same

 

Well, maybe it's because their bodies are dead and it tastes and smells different.

 

they don't feel pain so i doubt they can feel taste and smell, the first thing they usually do is to eat the brain .

now i thought of something, remember the scene from dawn of the dead where you see a zombie rip out a gyz spine?

 

Dude, they can hear and see so they probably can also taste and smell.

Yeah I remember that.

 

I don't remember a Zombie ripping out a spine.

And in those Zombie books they say that the Zombies only want warm flesh. That's why they sometimes eat each other when they're still fresh.

No matter, I just need to know how long it takes for them to fall the f*ck apart.

 

Hey, come to think of it, I don't know how they die (redundant right?) other than hitting them on the head.

 

and btw why would they want to eat humans anyway, if they are hungry.. go and get some vegetables

i remember from sum old zombie film where a captured zombie said that when they eat human brains the pain from being dead goes away a little, but that's just silly

 

BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS

lol the "pain from being dead," yeah, I've heard a lot of that. Sux to be deadz0rs.

I can help them out with that.

 

@Inpox

Or they should take out the animals instead of humans.

Maybe they use the brain like people use drugs. LOL.

 

why don't zombies use any weapons, are they too dumb?

 

They put their eating desires as their priority so they won't think of other things.

 

but using a weapon would make killing easier and hence more eating

 

As I said, they won't think of other things other than eating. But there are however some zombie movies which some of them use weapons and even use vehicles.

 

Land of the dead, thats also the movie where you see the spine gets pulled out

 

Why are we encouraging the zombies to use weapons? Do you want to have a harder time?

As to why zombies crave brains... maybe their own brains are decaying and to eating oterh brains replenish that. Seriously, if you get a zombies head it doesn't get back up, thats because no brain- no movement. So as their own brain decays, they must replenish it or they die, for good.

 

Well, if they had weapons they would be like nemesis. If they still are the regular zombies with weapon, they're stupid enough to use it to harm itself.

 

fenix, hand over your school as beta fortress for lord tweak

 

or else il bash in your head