Brain teaser / puzzle corner (part 2)

well lets find out? what do you ink it is?

 

dont make promises you cant keep. that was my answer.

 

ok, ill add some of my retarded riddles:

1) how to fly to the sun without burning your clothes

2) how did chuck norris manage to fly to the sun without burning himself?

i will MAYBE give u minerals...if im kind..

 

1) dont wear any.

 

correct, i know, it real easy. ill see if i could spare some blue ones for u. 2 is harder.

 

2) by being chuck norris.

 

ne...it does, in a way, have something to do with the answer.

 

he roundhouse kicks the sun? his beard? he's chuck norris?

 

no, but its quite a stupid answer, like remy's '' dog & desert '' riddle.

P.S- no, he didnt pee on the sun so it went out.

 

chuck norris scared it and then it burned out?
chuck norris insulted it so it cried and burnt itself out?
chuck norris can't fly!

 

no! keep the guesses coming...if i dont reply, it means WRONG

 

heat protected space ship?

 

now thats really stupid! too stupid....


''i feel a lot of heat when i reveal the answer''

 

Chuck norris burns the sun. It is common knowledge really.

 

chuck norris... sun? without burning?

only in the movies.

 

seems like this forum is dead. i would like to post a puzzle but i have no minerals for rewards.

 

mods sometimes give minerals for rewards.

 

first msg mc2 or sc2forum and they will lend you minerals for riddles if you dont have the money

well i usualy try and keep this thread alive, most puzzles are posted by me, but im on vacation so i cant get online much.

my other puzzle still stands so work on that

 

alright to get this thing going again heres another riddle for 250 minerals

what is something that god never sees, a king rarely sees, and we see every day?

same rules as always

 

I think I got it..

god never sees someone as important as him because he's unique
a king rarely sees someone as important as him as well
(note: by "we" i read "the average people"
and finally "we" see everyday people as important as us.

if it's not that.. then I have no idea..