Brain teaser / puzzle corner (part 3)

It's a chainsaw. It drinks blood, cuts down trees, and is handheld.

 

heres a squoete cause i'm drunk.
100 mineralz.

"hey baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeeeeh."

name the carh andnthe movie.

 

...peter in the family guy movie?

 

noep guess again.

*edits* io made sure not to tyop the quote so you could try to goolges it aguess.

 

jay and silent bob

not sure who tho...

 

i guess it's jay, if silent bob doesn't talk. heheheh.

 

Damn, you really are drunk. Can't tell what you're saying

 

you win.

Lol. I didnt even realize I posted a question. I guess I was too lazy to fix typos. Although tweakismyname gets a power-up for giving you a hint.

 

seems like my questions are forgotten. here're the unsolved ones and i'll add some new ones.

for 100 minerals:

"if you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand"

for 100 minerals:

"if God wants to be glorified, why did he make me so small and weak?"

for 100 minerals:

"don't you want a taste of the glory? see what it taste like."

for 100 minerals:

"i'm looking for a man who calls himself Butcho."

for 100 minerals:

"cocaine! i'm a columbian druglord! i'm a rich and powerful columbian druglord!"

state the movie and specify the person.

 

Last one is Bedazzled (I think thats the name) and Brendan Frasier says that. Incase the title is wrong, its the one where Elizabeth Hurley is the devil. I remember that scene perfectly cause it was fucking hilarious.

 

That's from Desperado.. and El Mariatchi said that.

 

the glory one I believe is Troy and that is Brad Pitt (achilles) saying that to the myrmidons.

 

could that be from blow?
i dont know any of the charecter names tho, was it that columbian guy?

 

Trust me tweak its from Bedazzled or whatever the fuck its called. Brendan Frasier wishes that hes rich n powerful and then he wakes up, everything seems perfect then theres a problem with one of his men taking some of his product and he says "What is this? Flour?" he licks it "Cocaine! I'm a columbian druglord! A rich and powerful columbian druglord!"

 

okay JBL got desperado and Hadean got the bedazzled, although you'r not right on the 3rd quote. here're the other quotes and i'll add more...

for 100 minerals:

"if you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand"

for 100 minerals:

"if God wants to be glorified, why did he make me so small and weak?"

for 100 minerals:

"don't you want a taste of the glory? see what it taste like."
for 100 minerals:

"you have a dream, you gotta protect it... you want something, go get it. period."

 

Son of a bitch. It's Nacho Libre isnt it? And i'm pretty sure Nacho says it.

 

okay, i have to ask you when he said that line? coz i'm suspecting you googled it.

 

He is convincing the skinny bro to come back and help him wrestle I dont remember whether it was prior to or after the argument they had about the skinny one only believing in science.

 

okay, you've pretty much convinced me. you got it!

here's a last one for today.

for 100 minerals:

"i'm a goopy, goober yeah! you're a goopy, goober yeah! we're all goopy, goobers yeah! goopy goopy, goober goobers yeah!!"

 

"You got a dream, you gotta protect it... You want something, you go get it. Period."
Will Smith talking to his son in Persuit of Happyness.

I think it was from Spounge Bob. Darnit I forgot.