Brain teaser / puzzle corner (part 3)

I'm not trying to be a pain but... Cast names or real names? I don't know their real names and I don't google riddles so...
Movie: Snatch directed by Guy Ritchie, the conversation is between Avi and Big Chris about Boris' nickname. aka the sneaky f*ckin' russian

 

cast names obvi, or real names either. Not big chris, but you're guessing the right actor. 100 mins to you good sir. Can anyone figure out the first one?

 

heres a quote for 700 minerals.

“To be acknowledged
For who and what I am
No more
No less
Not for acclaim
Not for approval
The simple truth of that recognition
This has been the elemental drive of my existence
And it must be achieved
If I am to live or die
With dignity.â€

 

That's from Bicentennial Man, when Andrew Martin tells Marjorie Bota (is that how you spell it?) that he's decided to die.

 

okay here're my still unanswered quotes and i'll add new ones.

for 250 minerals:

"if you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand"

for 250 minerals:

"if God wants to be glorified, why did he make me so small and weak?"

for 250 minerals:

"gentlemen, though you deserve to be champions doesn't mean they're gonna give it to you. sometimes, you gotta take what's yours."

for 250 minerals:

"i'm terrified, petrified, mortified, stupified by you."

for 250 minerals:

"who's baby is this? who's baby is this?! not my baby."

here's the new one.

for 250 minerals:

"first rule about leadership. everything is your fault."

state the movie and the character.

 

First Rule about leadership, everything is your fault

isn't that from Bug's Life?

from one of the two principal characters I guess.. hmm Hoper?

 

"if you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand"

Thats a disney movie, I sense another Mulan-ish flick. I'll get it dont worry bout it.

"gentlemen, though you deserve to be champions doesn't mean they're gonna give it to you. sometimes, you gotta take what's yours." Uhm. I think this is School for Scoundrels it sounds like the scene where Thornton is having them all chant about how the Lion takes what he wants.

 

@ Josh

Srry bout this hadean :-\

The when you wear this woven band one is from The Hunchback of Notre Dame I think it was the gyspy talking to Quasimato

 

"i'm terrified, petrified, mortified, stupified by you."
That was from the movie Beautiful Mind, when John Nash and his friend are playing that little board game, whatever you call it.

 

lol. sorry i was gone guys. the forums we're down yesterday.

okay, JBL, ssjfox and Wlck742 got it right. Hadean and markus try again. ;D

 

200 Minerals for this quote.

"Well, here I am, all by my lonesome. And there ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh? I shit on all of you."

100 Minerals for this quote.

"Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" "Because he dodges bullets Avi."

*NEW QUOTE*

200 minerals for this quote.

"We fight." "Be a bit more specific?" "Well personally? I kinda want to slay the Dragon."


*BOTH THE MOVIE/SHOW AND THE CHARACTER(S) INVOLVED!*

 

...first shrek movie between shrek and donkey for the last one?

 

man im bored. soooooo bored..
is U.S west back online yet?

hmmm heres a quote, 600 minerals.
"Out, damned spot! Out I say!"

 

Stewie - Family Guy @ tweak. I'm sad I can't answer his riddles that are fun to me anymore. I found his source. Or one of them.

 

hmm?

stewie is incorrect
if u supposedly "found my source" u musta been looking up answers for riddles so u got what u wanted huh?

alright heres a riddle 500 minerals

arrange the numbers 1 to 8 in the grid below such that adjacent numbers are not in adjacent boxes (horizontally, vertically, or diagonally).

1
6 4 3
2 7 5
8

the arrangement above, for example, is wrong because 3 and 4, 4 and 5, 6 and 7, and 7 and 8 are adjacent.

 

Actually I was looking at a fan site of a book series I have taken a special interest in just so happens to contain riddles. And Stewie did not come from there I meant the ones from before when I could answer them before the quotes. Anyways thats not the point. I don't cheat in riddles on a forum site. No point.

 

heres some more riddles
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for 300 minerals
In the city of Funkytown, the following facts are true:

No two inhabitants have exactly the same number of hairs.
No inhabitant has exactly 483,207 hairs.
There are more inhabitants than there are hairs on the head of any one inhabitant.
What is the largest possible number of inhabitants of Funkytown?

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for 350 minerals
Ten people land on a deserted island. There they find lots of coconuts and a monkey. During their first day they gather coconuts and put them all in a community pile. After working all day they decide to sleep and divide them into ten equal piles the next morning. That night one castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. After dividing up the coconuts he finds he is one coconut short of ten equal piles. He also notices the monkey holding one more coconut. So he tries to take the monkey's coconut to have a total evenly divisible by 10. However when he tries to take it the monkey conks him on the head with it and kills him. Later another castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. On the way to the coconuts he finds the body of the first castaway, which pleases him because he will now be entitled to 1/9 of the total pile. After dividing them up into nine piles he is again one coconut short and tries to take the monkey's coconut. Again, the monkey conks the man on the head and kills him. One by one each of the remaining castaways goes through the same process, until the 10th person to wake up gets the entire pile for himself. What is the smallest number of possible coconuts in the pile, not counting the monkeys? + explain

 

zero? couln'dt the monkey take all the coconuts? i'm sort of confused by the question though.

 

@Tweak is the answer?      7
                                  3   1   4
                                  5   8   6
                                       2

 

alright kerwyn u may have got the funkytown and the wierd 1-8 riddle correct but still! my monkey of doom riddle remains unanswered!