Corrupt-a-wish 2

grant it wins but lives the rest of its days as a poor cripple forced to stay in bed and cannot defend the swarm making the zerg horrible

I wish a was plastic that was soft

 

Granted, you are smothered by a plastic bag.

I wish this thread was locked (gasp)

 

granted but all the wishers rioted and broke the lock.

i wish i wasent born under the the pisces sign, and the year of the horse. =P

 

grnted you were born under a street sign in the year of depression

I wish for another wish

 

Granted, you wish you would get a million bucks, you get struck by lightening, and you get a million bucks as compensation.

I wish me speek eeenglish

 

granted, now everybody no speakining no english

i wish the world goes around

 

granted sadly you stay in one place and drown as the ocean moves underneath you

I wish i had a micro chip in my brain

 

granted, it has a selfdestruct


i wish i had no microchip iin my brain

 

granted you became outdated with society and can longer access your computer

I wish i feel safe in new york city

 

granted.... you are cursed forever because you doubled posted

i wish people would reply sooner

 

Granted, for some value of sooner.

I wish for this game to be taken up once more!

 

granted, but everyone just lost it.

i wish i could marry GM *drool* xD

 

Granted, but you have to remain on opposite sides of the planet.

I wish the newest episode of Vampire Knight was subbed now.

 

Edit: ninja'd

Granted. It is subbed in Klingon.

I wish for whatever the next person wishes for.

 

granted but you don't get it
i wish for a new black colored pencil

 

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own, and won't let you write with it.

I wish SC2 was out now.

 

granted but it's a cheap rip off of WoW

i wish i did't have to go to school

 

Granted, but you will be in prison.

I wish everything wasn't refferenced to WoW.

 

granted, but now everything IS WoW

i wish there would be a new code geass season

 

Playing from kurai.

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish my glass wasn't empty.