Corrupt-a-wish 2

granted, it's full of eye gore

i want to become a shapeshfiter

 

Granted, but you can only shift into a maggot.

I wish kurai would say wish instead of want.

 

granted but now the world is unbalenaced and blows up.

i WISH i was pretty. oh so pretty. pretty and witty and...<.<

 

Granted. But now that's the only thing she can say.
Not like that's much of a let down, OH-HO-HO.

I wish I had renewed interest in Gaming and Art.

 

granted but now everything you look at burns

i wish i had a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

Granted, but they are not neatly standing in a row.

I wish for more magic.

 

granted but you can't use it or see it and you are the onyk one without the power.

i wish my coconuts were standing in a neat row.

 

granted, but they are all the same size.

i wish that i cant feel the cold anymore. *side note: i loath winter*

 

granted, you have lost all tactile senses.

I wish I had my car paid off.

 

granted, but you sold your house to buy it.

i wish i was perfect x3

 

Granted, but nothing perfect can exist in this universe.

I wish for the destruction of all mayonnaise.

 

Granted, but everything left tastes like mayo, even though it isn't it.

I wish we knew who the new president was already.

 

granted but then they are assassinated

i wish i WAS the president xD

 

Granted, but you are impeached and convicted within a week.

I wish this gum I am chewing had longer lasting flavor.

 

granted but it taste like eye gore =D

i wish that i knew what to wish for O O''

 

Granted, but it's a stupid wish.

I wish I had a football right now.

 

Granted, but it is full of cement.

I wish kurai would stop making me think about eyes.

 

granted, now you don't think at all because your brain esploded.

i wish there were no stupid people in the world

 

Granted, however, everyone goes down to what you call stupid, so that when everyone is at that level, then no one is stupid.

I wish I had someone to feed on. Too lazy to hunt right now.

 

Granted. But that person is dead. Thus, you die.

I wish I could finish off Code Geass ( And avoid the constant spoilers )