Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but your comp blows up afterwards.

And I wouldn't die, but I wouldn't feel very good.

I wish banned was here to keep me company.

 

Granted. But it turns out I'm an 80 year old Woman.
And a Lesbian.

I wish I had more Music on my hard drive.

 

Granted, but you have no computer to read your hard drive.

I wish that I were left-handed.

 

Granted, but your disabled.

I wish I was superman.

 

Granted. But Doomsday shows up.

I wish I had a better Graphics Card.

 

Granted, but its incompatible with your computer.

i wish i was the president.

 

granted, you get murdered for being an asian


i wish Shadow-Angel was actually being made( i don tcare wether it is the series or the game)

 

i'm not an asian...

Granted, EA is making it. 'nuff said.

I wish i was in the sc2 beta.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


kay, but when you go to blizzard to play the game, you infect their systems with a computer virus, destroying all files



i wish it wasnt made by EA

 

Granted, but it's made by Lucas Arts.

I wish for Carmine to get a girlfriend in Gears 2 for the lulz.

 

Funny. Because it's true D:

Granted. But it turns out she's the Locust Queen. And you only find out after Carmine gets eaten during a hot love scene.

I wish MEEEEEEEEEEEENGSK

 

Granted but it's BARRACKS.

I wish to be the little girl.

 

Granted but your lesbian.

I wish to be on Invader Zim.

 

Loli Lesbians? Hardly a corrupted wish.

Granted. But you gain 0.01 seconds of screen time. And you're censored.

I wish I had more Sugar Crisp.

 

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish I had someone to play with. hint hint

 

Granted. But it's not me.

I wish my drawing skills were at least decent.

 

Granted, but it is just barely the case, that it's hardly an improvement.

I wish I had banned to play with too.

 

Granted but he only believes in long distance relationships.

I wish for a monkey

 

Granted but he's the family guy monkey

I wish to have gur as my personal pet.

 

Granted but he has cancer.

I wish for a pearl