Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but you love it so much, that you can't stop looking at it, and you forsake everything.

I wish I had a better comp.

 

Granted, but it's formatted in Russian.

I wish for mah lazars.

 

Granted. But you swallow them.

I wish for moar mudkipz

 

Granted but they're all Hitlerkips.

I wish Retribution didn't have their burst DPS nerfed.

 

Hitlerkips are okay in my books.

Granted, but now nobody wants to heal, or tank. Everyone in the World of Warcraft is a Retribution Paladin, and the game's fragile ecosystem of player classes collapses, causing Blizzard to go bankrupt, cancel Diablo III and Starcraft 2, as well as shut down World of Warcraft, including the Wrath of the Lich King. Thanks a lot asshole.

I wish everything was as pretty as it was in 2D.

 

Granted, but it's just pretty pong.

I wish there was an Alien Hominid 2.

 

Granted. But it's just Pong.

I wish Meee wouldn't hate on the Draenei so much. Especially after he's declared he hasn't really played the TBC, and knows little about their lore.

 

Granted but he starts hating on Evangeleigh.

I wish 68 would magically turn into 70.

 

Granted but you were banned for hacking

I wish for SC2 to be 100% awsomely complete and released.

 

Granted, but you won't have any arms to play it with.

I wish daseti would pick a favorite race.

 

Granted, it's Xel'Naga, and has no symbol.

I wish for my electric shaver to not die when I'm shaving.

Serially. I'm waiting for it to recharge to finish the last little patch. Fuuuuuu.

 

Rofllmaool

Granted, but it is too dull to shave with, and it just pulls your hair out.

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

Granted, it's snowing.

I wish trying to fit pieces into spots you can't see wasn't annoying.

 

Granted, it's now dangerous.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot in here.

 

Granted, but you miss the company of Major Willy.

OH HO HO.

I wish we could start doing the sumo robot challenge.

 

Why would I miss you?

Granted, but it owns you.

I wish banned was here to play too.

 

Granted, but he goes to school after 2 minutes.

Blah, you missed the joke. D:

I wish I didn't get 3 hours of sleep lolforums.

 

Granted, you get even less sleep.

I wish for a really, really cool gas mask.

 

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish our robot would actually get some distance.

 

granted, he distanced your head from your shoulders


i wish futurama would be continued