Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but it turns terribad.

I wish I didn't have 15 minutes until Computers ends and I have to log off.

 

Granted, now you have like 5.

I wish I was less awesome.

 

Granted, but you get banned for being so lame.

I wish I would stop sneezing.

 

Granted, but now you're full of snot.

I wish for a lolcat.

 

Granted but it has rabies

I wish for some new Jordans >.<

 

Granted. But they suck.. Whatever they are.

I wish I didn't just wake up after having fallen asleep at 6:00 AM.

 

Granted, you now just wake up after having fallen asleep at 7 AM.

I wish people participated in this thread properly.

 

Granted.

I wish for days to last an extra hour.

 

Granted. But you have to work / Go to school, etc., for that extra hour.

I wish I was a Girl.

D:

 

Granted, you get raped.

i wish i had the attention span to study.

 

Oookay then.

Granted, but you get raped.

-_-

I wish I wasn't fully awake at the time I'm supposed to be asleep.

 

it had something to do with your wish...sorta...

Granted, you are fully asleep
all the time.

i wish i don''t get raped

 

Oh. Wat. So, you hear the word "Girl" and think of Rape? GB2Gurochan D:

Granted.

I wish I had the ability to create my own Anime.

 

granted but no one likes it
i wish i was in an anime

 

granted, but you get raped by everyone


i wish i the people from columbine high school were alive again(xcept the killers)

 

Granted. But they're out for your brains.

And could you get off the Rape topic, please?

I wish I had inspiration.

 

Granted, but the inspiration is about rape.

I wish I was raped.

REVERSEPSYCHOLOGY.

 

Granted.

I wish Major Willy would get caught browsing the Forums / the raunchiest porn on the planet during class.

 

Granted, Mr. Lomax is too distracted by the raunchiness to do anything about it.

I wish Banned would actually attend when he's supposed to.

 

Granted. But he no longer has time for you, or anyone else, as he becomes engrossed in his school work.

I wish I knew how to make a Silhouette of my images without horribly mangling them.