Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but the SIlhouette's are about rape.

I wish Banned would make a wish for me because I cant think of one >.<

 

Granted. But it sucks.

I wish I could decide what kind of Anime I want to watch.

 

Granted, its obscure and you can't find any.

I wish i had a fish on a dish.

 

Granted but the fish got raped.

I wish I had a fish on a cow.

 

eh, the cow rapes you.

i wish nothing rape related happens.

 

Granted. OR ELSE.
Really people, cut it out. Rape isn't funny.

I wish for a mod to monitor this thread for further tastelessness.

 

Granted. But it's Kurai.

And damnit, I tried to stop it.

I wish my avatar wasn't so cute.

 

Granted, its now so hideous it blinds you.

i wish i was awesome at modding.

 

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish Banned would change his avatar to his previous one. Lol you went from seriously badass to some girl dancing.

 

Granted. But I ****ed with it in Paint, so you can't tell what it is anymore.

It's Windows 98-Tan. Second Edition.

I wish for a Girlfriend. Or Boyfriend. A Cow is fine also.

 

I couldn't tell anyway >.>

Granted. You get your cow in McDonald's

I wish Squig Herders in WAR had actual Stabbin' spec

 

Sad. I'm eating McDonalds as we speak.

D:

 

When I say granted, I mean granted

 

Granted, but they get arrested for stabbin'.

I wish driving a Centaur wasn't annoying as piss.

 

Granted. But it's now so easily controlled that there's no challenge left and you become bored with the game.
THE WHOLE GAME.

I wish I had Gears of War 2 >_<

 

Granted, but the case is empty.

I wish the golden Lancers weren't fugly.

 

granted, now they are ****ing ugly


i wish i was almighty

 

Granted. But you are easily overthrown.

I wish 4Chan Threads didn't move so fast.

 

granted, tehy all were destroyed

i wish i was the only guy in the world

 

Granted. Buuuuut... http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/babies-from-bone-marrow

TL;DR: "Nayernia says the technique could enable women to have a biological child with two mothers and no father."

I wish I were a Female in the near future D: