Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but it's full of cat vomit.

I wish I shouldnt have to cook for myself every night

 

Granted, you starve.

I wish there was a whip.

 

Granted, it's made of cotton and it reliefs ppl when you hit em with it.

I wish I had a personal driver

 

Granted. He personally drives you insane.

I wish for the next poster to have a good week.

 

granted, i'm a masochist and to have a good week you have to have a bad one.

i wish i had a pet cerebrate.

 

Granted, but Zeratul touches it horribly and naughtily with his warp blade.

I wish my wrist didn't hurt like a *****.

 

Granted. It's been amputated.

I wish my parents didn't suck El Grande cocks.

 

Granted, they suck El Panino cocks.

I wish I had a blender for a hand to replace it.

 

Granted. But you can't turn it off. Ever.

I wish for more Toradora.

 

Granted, but you drown in it all.

How's a nonstop blender hand a bad thing?

I wish for the blender to have a turbo setting.

 

Granted. But you end up killing, disfiguring, or maiming everyone you ever come into contact with.

Dude. I'd pay money to drown in Toradora.

I wish I had a Taiga figurine.

 

Granted. it breaks in half

I wish for you to comment on this
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granted, it was ****ing awesome



i wish all girls in class wanted to have sex with me

 

Granted, but they all do it brutally. Guro-esque.

I wish LeoCAD didn't make me hate everything.

 

Granted. It sends you to Soviet Russia and makes everything hate you.

I wish the forums were more busy at all times of the night. (seriously where are the European and Australian poster? WHERE?)

 

At work

 

Granted, it's all spam and bull****.

I wish my ears wouldn't be cold right now.

 

Granted. They are now made of molten slag.

I wish for Major Willy to be online at the moment.

 

granted... wait, he's gone again



i wish that girls would walk around topless

 

Granted. But you suddenly find yourself unattracted to their hideous topless forms, because your surpressed Homosexuality emerges.

I wish Drie would get control of his horomones.