Corrupt-a-wish 2

granted, he can now increase them b y a thousandfold


i wish i was the only guy on earth

 

granted, but your repressed homosexuality emerges...

I wish i had a TIE interceptor (i'm running out of wishes here...)

 

Granted, but it's pink and doesnt work

I wish I do a good job on my tests this next week

 

Granted, but your repressed homosexuality emerges.

I wish I was a veteran of a psychic war.

 

Granted, but you just had a heart attack

I wish *****s were free.

 

Granted. But now you have erectile problems lolz

I wish I could have gills to swim the seven seas and steal some booty *-*

 

Granted, but you get allergic to water and dehidratate yourself to death

I wish WoW never came out

 

Granted, but then you become the only WoW addicted person and you can't play it anymore.

I wish to have a Death Star and blow all of ur bases, which already belong to us but no matter

 

Granted, all your loved ones were in the bases, including your *****.

I wish I had more time to do the stuff I have to do.

 

Granted, you have less time to do the stuff you've been wanting to do, but are too busy doing the mandatory things.

I wish World of Warcraft 2 would come out, actually boasting cooler graphics.

 

granted but it's over NINE THOUSAND dollars.

i wish people would stop bugging me bout the comics, i'll get them tomorrow Dx

 

Granted, you're late by some virus that manages to get through to your computer before you can put them up.

I wish there were some comics to read.

 

Granted. It's Baby ****.

I wish for Willy's musical knowledge didn't suck.

 

granted, now yours does.

i wish you'd realize i have a comic up now @_@

 

Granted, but the link's broken, someone deleted it from your computer and your cat eat the drawings, although you have a post where it says, Wooohoo I finally updated my next comic! and just a lil screen showing image not available show up :O

I wish It were friday of next week.

 

Granted. But the Apocalypse started Saturday.

I wish I had a hug pillow. D:

 

Granted, but you smother yourself in it and die.

I wish we were all made of stars.

 

A fiiting death.

Granted. But then Mario comes along, high on his Mushrooms, sprouting Fireballs and stomping on us, because he's a ***** like that.

I wish people would learn the difference from H-Anime and Ecchi.

 

Granted, they still think you're a pervert.

I wish Mr. Lomax wasn't all grumpy lately.

 

Granted. He becomes a love interest.

I wish I wasn't a pervert.