Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but a car runs you over because they can't see you.

I wish I had a heavily armored exoskeleton. with rockets

 

Granted, the rockets blow up inside and you gib like a poor cat hit by a Gnasher shotgun.

I wish all my fat was liquid armour that could harden whenever I wanted.

 

Moar liek Tai's face hit by a Gnasher Shotgun. AMIRITEAMIRITE??

 

Granted, your wish of nothingness turns into a black hole and swallows you.

I wish I was warm right now.

Effin' freezing in here...

 

Granted, but you can never lower your body heat, ever. Only raise it, until you go crazy/dehydrate.

I wish there was less snow up here in Sweden. Not too little though, k?

 

Granted, there is exactly one less snowflake per winter in Sweden.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

Granted, they're lined in a column, not a row.

I wish I could run to the hills.

 

Granted, though native americans lurk in bushes on the top.

I wish Major Willy got perma-banned for no reason.

 

Granted, he comes back somehow with a vengeance.

I wish I knew how long this goes on.

 

granted, it blows your mind

i wish for 1000 internets.

 

Granted, but you only get 999.

I wish I could reach out and take it.

 

granted, but you can't :\

i wish for 1000 internets

 

Granted, you only get 999.

I wish I could see a line of cars and paint them black.

 

granted but you can't.

i wish you wouldn't say granted and then give me something different.

 

Grante- **** YOU.

I wish I didn't seem so rude.

 

Granted. You looked gay and all the gay man in all the world rallied to your place to try to kiss you.

I wish I had more sushi


( the quality of this thread as been seriously going down )

 

Granted, it hasn't been killed yet and assaults you.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

 

Granted, its alcohol free.

I wish people realized sushi is not raw fish.

 

Granted, but they think sashimi is a car made by Mitsubishi

I wish for the biggest pumpkin in alllll the land!

 

granted, it rolls down and crushes you

i wish for a psp