Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted. It's a PSP.

I wish for a Rori sister.

 

Granted, since Willy doesn't know what the **** that is you get some weird black blob with tentacles that end in spikes.

I wish I had the gumption to play a character 1 - 60 again.

 

granted, you get hacked at lvl 59 though


i wish futurama was continued

 

Granted, by the Family Guy people.

I wish I wasn't listening to this song.

 

Granted. You're listening to ****ing An Animal by Gwar.
Loudly.
With the window wide open.

I wish I had a Loli Sister.

 

Granted, the cops are on your ass so ****ing fast you can't even undo your fly.

I wish I will, or have seen an Iron Maiden concert.

 

granted, an iron maiden crushes you while croudsurfing



i wish i had a loli sister and the cops couldnt arrest me

 

Granted, a vigilante gets wind of it and puts a bullet in your head.

I wish I was so cash.

 

granted, you are made of gold


i wish i could kill people with my mind

 

Granted, but I die before I can mess up the wi

 

Granted?

I wish the Cops were more understanding of consensual underaged relationships.

 

Granted, they want to join in too.

I wish I could meet Candlejack in real li

 

Granted. Candlejack ends up ab-

I wish for Mecha Dragons in WoW.

 

Granted, they're so overpowered they crash the game forever.

I wish Banned had a real interest in WoW. Besides Nikki. And Dawnbringer.

 

Granted. I join a hardcore Raiding guild and have no time for anything. Ever.

I wish my Rogue was at least level 58.

 

Granted, but at the cost of a transfer to a PvP server and get ganked forever in Hellfire.

I wish experience wasn't ****ing ridiculous after level 30.

 

Granted. It gets ****ing ridiculous after level 31

I wish people wouldnt talk about that awful, awful game Wow on these forums.

 

Granted. Also, World of Warcraft.

I wish I had Indestructible, the CD from Disturbed.

 

Granted, it breaks.

I wish your previous "granted" would've had any sense at all

 

Granted. Major Willy making sense causes the end of the world as we know it.

I wish for more Coffee.