Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted. It's decaffed.

I wish Pokemon was for real?

 

Granted. PETA declares Animal Cruelty on the capture, training, and combat using Pokemon.

I wish I was a Vampire, that could walk in the day, and was impervious to the weapons of old wives' tales, and would not sparkle in the sunlight or **** unconscious girls.

 

Granted. You contract aids by sucking onto a *****.

I wish I could explore new planets

 

Granted, you forget to wear a suit and suffocate.

I wish I could play Seizure of Power by Marilyn Manson on the guitar.

 

granted, you can only do so while having a seizure

i wish i didn't have to go back to school after lunch

 

Granted, but you have to go back to school after dinner instead.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

Granted. Your first vision is you dying 3 seconds from now.

one.....two....

*sneaks into his place and steals his belongings*

I wish I had a cold bottle of fine white wine right next to me

(It's friggin hot here in Argentina.. Temperature hit the 40º Celsius today -_- .. which I think is.. roughly around 110F)

 

granted, its so cold its frozen solid and you can't drink it.

i wish you won't make any more posts out of space junk so your post count stays at 69 forever.

 

The forum closes so no one makes posts out of or in space junk anymore. But his count stays.

I wish I had a sludgie

 

gratz, your bowels get sludged and poured into your mouth


i wish i didnt have to see that

 

Granted. But you're forced to watch Night Shift Nurses instead.

I wish I had Falling Down on DVD.

 

ganted, you crash with a bunch of dvds on your shoes

i wish i made sense

 

- I think, after the countdown thread, I hate this thread most of all other threads. I should just lock this..it stopped being funny ages ago.

 

wait, it was funny at some point?

 

no

 

Yeah, for like 10 posts in the old thread, when it was all new and shiny,

So...Imma lock this.

 

inb4lock

 

boobies

 

I wish Light didn't lock this thread.

 

Granted, he locks another valued one.

I wish we had a voice against the man.

Also, Banned. Falling Down. You want to borrow it? Go to school Monday.