Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, the voice speaks ancient greek

I wish I could do the Falcon Punch

(btw, this thread is funny, **** you all)

 

Granted. You do the Falcon Punch in the wrong direction, giving Ness the opportunity to home run yo ass off-screen.

I wish I had a swordfish.

 

Granted, but you get mad to your mom and try to stab her with the fish, not only injuring your mom, but breaking your fishy. Now you'r locked up in an assilum.

I wish everyone were as creative as I am

 

Granted. Now no one can think of anything new and the world gets stuck forever with the technology of 2008.

I wish Lombar was more careful with what he wishes...

 

Granted. You become my new Wish assesor slave and have to work for me forever.

I wish Guardians came in tier one with the spawning pool and costed no gas and 10 mins

 

Why didnt I succeed in locking this ???

 

<.<
>.>
i have no idea

 

There's no point in locking this just because you don't want to post here GM.

 

no, I want to ruin everybody's fun

 

But that's not pointy, that's like blunt.

 

If this gets locked a copycat of this thread will emerge and so on.
You'll never stop us.

NEVAH
(now start granting my wishes D: )

 

Granted. Repercussion? Blizzard HQ gets bombed to smithereens for making such an unbalanced game.

I don't wish for anything.

 

Granted. You lose your will to live and rotten staring at the forum screen.

I wish I knew where's Elvis.

 

Granted, but sadly he's with Waldo.

I wish this is exile.

 

Granted, but you get exiled from the exile.

I wish that guy on willy's signature (the one receiving the falcon punch) survived :S

 

granted, he sits in a coma for years

i wish i could falcon punch like that

 

Granted, but the immense force will break your hand.

I wish Starcraft II was finished

 

Granted. Every hardcore Blizzv fan, and every single WoW fan buy it, but it's horribly unbalanced and everyone hates it so much that they stop playing blizz games forever, causing Blizz to go bankrupt.

I wish I had some doughnuts.

 

Granted, they are stale.

I wish my avatar was more awesome.

 

Granted, the forums break and can never be retrieved or repaired.

I wish Santa Mosh was even funnier.