Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted. So funny that you have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

I wish every day was 36 hours long instead of 24

 

Now you can study at school/work 12 more hours!!

I wish you a Merry Crimbo!

 

So it was Meee who killed this thread! I have been looking for this one for almost an hour 'cause I forgot the name. I wish ever topic had the same name.

 

wish granted, but mods changed it back


i wish i had mister burns's wardrobe

 

granted, bu you get the physical figure and mr. smither (i dont know if that is a downside) to go with em...

I wish i could buy celery in bulk in the movie store.

 

Why do people try to kill this topic all the time. I wish that after corrupting someones wish, no one would be affraid anymore to make a wish.

 

granted, you can buy burning pieces of celery

i wish i was a god

 

Granted, but another god sends a giant evil turtle at you and kills your worshippers.
I wish I could breath in space.

 

granted, the added oxygen is drawn towards planets, increasing the pressure killing everyone on the surface


i wish i could change my body into anything i wanted

 

Granted, though you only want to turn into dogs**t for some peculiar reason.

I wish geglruhmmf.

 

granted, your feet are now being taken apart bone by bone

i wish i spoke, japanese, dutch and english and the amount of books in those languages and people who speak it wouldnt deminish

 

Granted, but you are mute.

I wish I had a pool in my backyard

 

Granted, but it's a Spawning Pool! Zerg ruuush!

I wish I had a regular pool in my backyard.

 

granted its so regular you done have one

i wish for more Cryptonyte

 

Granted. you get cancer from Kryptonite radiation

I wish Cerberus was my loving, loyal pet.

 

Granted, though Cerberus is an odd name for a pet worm.

I wish I had a better job

 

Granted, but it's only better for the employer. You be livin' on minimum wage from now on.

I weesch.

 

I wish for luck

 

granted. You get bad luck.

I wish I had a sword.

 

Granted, though everyone else have guns.

I wish I knew what the countdown's for.