Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, it for when Sc2 comes out cept we never get to 0 muhaha >;3

I wish you people don't corrupt this wish!

 

granted, we didnt corrupted it untill now

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

 

granted, somewhere out there there is one

i wish for lists

 

granted, you get burning lists

I wish for awesomeness

 

granted, your girlfriend now is too awesome for you and she leaves you


i wish half of my fat was gone

 

You mean "You still be livin' on minimum wage", right?

 

I wish I was in a box as big as the world with me in the middle
and that my computer was the best and stayed at a 19 by 19 screen and couldn't change and was unbreakable and the comp is too I also get unpoisonable air my world box can't fall on or apart and or be destroyed and no person in the universe can brake through i also am invincable and live forever and i am the only person in the universe that can be in the box i also never eat anything and can survive i also get internet my connection is everywhere my computer never brakes or gets viruses and can download anything in 1 second and it is also on a desk that is unbreakable and large enough to stay up my comp and it stands up to chest at all times and my chair is puffed and stays where it is and is unmoveable and my desk is unmoveable and i live forever and i can jump anywhere i want with every single disk in my box with all new releses and i can run up to 90 miles per hour and not wher out my shoes with my favorite shirt hand pants and my discs never brake and everthing inside the box is undestruktiable.


Edit: dear ijffdrie it doesn't work that way the cube is indestruktable.

 

granted, but the world explodes

i wish someone corrupted my last wish

 

D'awww.

 

Lol
@ijffdrie, granted, but it will never be done properly so you will feel sad.

@hayden granted, but then the apocalypse takes place, everyone but you will go to heaven, since they have to leave you in your impervious box for all eternity.

I wish for x-ray vision.

 

Granted, but you go blind

I wish my nose was 1 tenth of a inch smaller

Also: I don't belive in the apocalypse so the world isn't effected by it also i have every single game in existence so what would i need with the world?

 

granted, its the part of an inch that connects it to your face

i wish i had access to all cloths in the world

 

Granted, but there all pink


I wish for a pie

 

Granted, it's a cow pie.

Also, just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it can't happen...

I wish overmind is the best was the only tag in the tag cloud

 

Granted, but that made the cloud obSolete, so it is removed.

I wish I had psionic powers.

Also, it does not matter if you deny the existence of something. If I stand right next to someone who denies my existance, I can still punch him on the face.

 

Granted but you don't know how to control it and Blizzard never ever said how you can control it ( i think) and you will never control it.....ever

I wish i had a man eating penguin

 

Granted, that little penguin turns on you. No remains are found.

I wish Alma would leave me alone.

 

She stops following you around, but doubles your scary visions.

I wish I had my own Overlord.

 

Granted, but you still must SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.

I wish I had one of the huge mechanical fighting suits from The Matrix: Revolutions, chainguns and all.

 

Granted, but the size of the mechanical fighting suit thingy is a baby size.

i would like to have a man - eating plant