Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, but it eats all your friemds and family.

I wish for the terraforming of the moon.

 

I never knew you could be so horrible

*cries in the phail corner*

 

Ah, don't cry. You can have a nice holiday house on the moon, since no one corrupted my last wish.
I wish for less people to be so fat so we all have to pay less for our insurance.

 

Granted, but I rebel and go from a "hefty" guy to an outright fat guy.

I wish I didn't keep doing stupid things and getting my right thumb cut, right on the flat of it which I use for video gaming. A lot.

 

Granted but in exchange, give us your right thumb since it is impossible to make that thumb not to be cut everytime, this is our best granted gift.....

I wish i have my own PC.... :>

 

granted, but its broken...

I wish for a wish

 

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish this thread had stayed dead.

 

Granted. It stayed dead for an extra three seconds before it was revived.

I wish I had infinite resources.

 

Granted, but the rest of the world is jealous enough to start World War 3.

Edit: I wish I had remembered to include a wish with this.

 

You go back in time to remember it before you post, but you forget to hit the post button.

I wish for a giant villa.

 

granted, but its haunted

I wish to stop this thread

 

Granted, but it just runs over you as you stand in front of it to stop it.

I wish I had the ability to create food out of nothing.

 

granted, you can make brussels sprout

i wish i could make bewbs grow

 

Granted, you can make your bewbs grow. You can't shrink them though.

I wish for pizza.

 

Granted, but it's... Cold.
I wish I could shrink bewbs, cause ijfdrie is probably looking quite scary now.

 

Granted, you can shrink your bewbs. Now ijffdrie has huge tatas and your chest is concave.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

 

Granted, you fell into and will wake up in a few months.

I wish people would be nicer when corrupting wishes.

 

Granted. everyone complements you after hideously corrupting your wishes, you big stud you

I wish I had pizza.

 

Lol, granted, but it takes so long to arrive that you already ate something else and... You still have to pay.

I wish for more compliments, since I'm arrogant like that.

 

Granted, but the compliments have hidden meanings that blow up your brain.

I wish my nose was.....