Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, you get thrown out along with the garbage.

I wish for a Slow-Poke Rodriguez.

 

Granted, but hes so boring you wish you had wished for something else.

I wish I could scream sing.

 

Granted, feel free to screem "SING" anytime you like, to bad you can't do screemo

I wish for a pet hamster named Herb that lives in a cashew tin with his friend spoon who asked him to spell run slowly. And when Herb did spoon said "Almost"

 

Granted, the spoon is actually Jesus though.

I wish that the chicken said a word, and perhaps changed the way we perceived things.

 

Granted, the chicken is actually Jesus though and he already did that

I wish for a cup full of beans Mexican jumping beans

 

Since you so butchered my last wish, ill grant this one, but turns out you cup had a whole so they all jump away.

I wish I could control weather

 

Granted, but after being dumped, you're so angry and depressed that you trigger the apocalypse.

I wish for a normal mouse. The animal, not the electronics.

 

granted, but it bites your finger and gives you an infection.

i wish i have a pet dog.

 

Granted, but it's rabid.

I wish for a stalk of synchronized asparagus.

 

Granted, the asparagus is synchronized with a machine that thinks of better wishes.

I wish for a double A battery that never dies.

 

Granted. Too bad it seeks your blood...

I wish I had friends... :upset:

 

Granted, Barney comes up to you and starts singing the.... the..... the "I Lo......" NO I CAN'T DO THAT ITS TO CRUEL!!!! I would have to be evil ................... o wait I am that evil mwahahahaha

"I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!

i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too! "

I wish I hadn't done that

 

Granted, but you sing an even worse song in its stead.

I wish for a pickled porcupine.

 

granted, but it kills you!!

i wish that i will go and study right now. =.=

 

Whatever happened to not explicitly killing the wisher? You can't get more explicit than that...

Granted, but you study the wrong subject and fail the test.

I wish for a non-lethal, pickled porcupine.

 

ah sorry lol..

granted, but it somehows runs away and never comes back.

__________________

 

Granted, you study the art of procrastination.

I wish I had time to beat Zelda: Majora's Mask

 

I'd already corrupted that wish... You had a free shot.

Granted, but you don't have the skill.

I wish for a perforated cheeseburger.

 

Granted, but it is perforated too much for you to enjoy it.

I wish I had someone to drink (not in a hunting mood).

 

Granted, but they've got AIDS.

I wish for a novelty-sized lava-lamp.