Corrupt-a-wish 2

That wouldn't effect me Itza.

Granted, but it has a mind of its own and flickers on and off on its own.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

Granted, but the wish is easily corruptible.

I wish for a Tasmanian iguana.

 

Granted but it has rabies and bites you.

I wish for a chance to here Conquest live

 

Granted, you get the chance, but it doesn't work out.

I wish for an inflatable piñata.

 

Granted. When you receive it, it is filled with rotten meat.

I wish to hold power over a billion worlds.

 

Granted, but the people of each world revolt against you.

I wish for a contagious pine cone.

 

granted, but it is only contagious to itself

I wish for a pet penguin

 

Granted, but it's confiscated by an animal welfare group and returned to the Antarctic.

I wish for a semi-translucent letter-opener.

 

granted, bu you lose it the instant you get it

I wish for an ice cube shaped like a penguin

 

Granted, it melts.

I wish for a disposable garbage bin.

 

granted, your run out of garbage bins for the garbage bins

i wish for a firend :-[

 

(Why would you put a garbage bin in another garbage bin?)

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish for a biodegradable oven mitt.

 

(it is desposable :)

granted, a freak accident at the factory makes them a non degradable Pu-239 (Halflife of 24,100 years)

I wish for a match (Fire match)

 

(That's like putting a recyclable recycle bin in the recycling)

Granted, it burns your fingers.

I wish for a beige antique.

 

(yup)

granted the paint chips off to show it is actually hot pink

I wish for a recyclable garbage-only bin

 

Granted, but you run out of bins for recyclable garbage-only bins.

I wish for an Albanian traffic cone.

 

GRANTED, but you hit it with an ultralisk-mobile

I wish for a hungarian traffic officer

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SRRY

 

Granted, but you get a ticket.

I wish for an abdominal chair.

 

granted, it eats your pet dog scruffy

I wish for a titanium penguin

 

granted, it slips and falls on top of you breaking all your major bones and making you stay in a bed in a vegetative state.

I wish for a quilless porcupine