Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, you end up with a bald rat.

I wish for a quick and fancy signature.

 

granted, but that nice signature doesnt give you the size that you want (if its a picture...lol)

i wish that i was in a rock band and i become super famous and rule the world with my music =D

 

Granted... Heard of Mark David Chapman?

I wish for my own personal umlaut.

 

lol.
granted....but death will come and steal it off you.

i wish that i can go out with Tifa Lockheart

 

Corrupt it soon? You gotta corrupt the wish before you can make one.

 

Granted but she grows a beard.

I wish to go out with vida guerra.

 

Granted, but she grows a penis.

I wish for a domesticated pet Zergling... I would call it LingLing. <3

 

Granted but Willy runs in, StimPacks it to ****, and lets it run around slaughtering things until it's captured and put down.

I wish for a decent enough computer to actuallly play PC games nowadays.

 

Granted, but during shipping it breaks and so you have to order another one and you didnt pay the extra for insurrance you it ends up being double to price! Ha ha ha

I wish I could get burger...for free.

 

Granted, but it's a canned burger!

I wish for a wunderbaum.

 

Granted, but you get partially impaled by a decoratively adorned tree of thorns. (a miracle tree, or so says babelfish)

I wish for a nerf ball

 

Granted but it was nerfed so badly, all they did was send you an empty box.

I wish for a Klondike Bar. And a cake. And Belgium.

 

granted klondike bar melts cake burns to ashes by candles belgium gets nuked

I wish for the worlds largest diamnd

 

granted, turns out its made out of plastic.

i wish for ... freedom!!!

 

granted, but because of freedom, you released the inmates at your local prison, /kill ace

i wish i had a agumon

 

agumon turns into skull graymon and smites you

i wish that i can win a sweepstakes for a free computer

 

granted. but the money you received was fake, busted

i wish for moar minerals

 

~i wanted a new computer... lol...~

anyway. the mods thought you hacked the server to get the minerals so they took it away and ip banned you

i wish for everything in the world to go as i wish and only on my wish

 

granted, but the result was a complete paradox, the world imploded

i wish for moar wishes!

 

Granted, but they come in too many numbers, and smother you to death.

I wish for 99 bottles of beer on the wall.