Corrupt-a-wish 2

granted but there was only 98

i wish for moar pets

 

granted they all kill each other

I wish for the worlds most perfect STarCraft 1 game

 

Granted but it's ruined by all the Fastest games.

I wish for a sponge.

 

Granted, but it soaks up all the fluids in your body.

I wish for a penguin.

 

Granted, however its a dead pingu....

i wish for a penguin :good:

 

Granted but it's eaten by me.

I wish for a ducksheep.

 

Granted, but it's eaten by a dominating sheepduck.

I wish for a live Penguin. And it has to be cute.

 

granted it has very cute and deadly poison


i wish for something bad

 

Granted, your life continues to be like it always has been.

I wish for Lenga to get his own account so that I can power him down.

 

granted, but now ijffdrie gets banned for having a duplicate account and space junk dies


i wish for lenga to have an account

 

granted, but the resulting account angers the blizzard creators and SC2 is cancelled

I wish for my chihuahua/dachshund to stop licking my face with its tongue

 

Granted, it now licks you with it's butt.

I wish the Siege Tank gets a GtA attack as well as it's GtG attack.

 

Granted, it autoattacks your own air units with 50000000000+1

I wish I knew the keycode for the infinity symbol

 

granted you forget it the instant you reach the keyboard

I wish for the entire uiverse to end in the explosion of a giant icecream cone made of rocky road and chunky monkey.

 

Granted but the monkey runs.

I wish for something... anything.

 

granted...but u never got anything!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blank]

 

granted,

i wish

 

granted, you wished for an elephant to sit on your head

I wish for a can of arizona ice tea, raspberry flavored

[img width=119 height=119]http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Search/804919bs.jpg[/img]

 

Granted, but due to a mistake at the factory, it's filled with Mountain Dew instead.

I wish for a nice comfortable pair of shoes, without teeth, not zombie shoes, and just my size. and black.

 

granted, it was a new design of shoes, they call it shillows, a pillow with a rope around it, sadly, its white

i wish for a furblog zealot to own the tauren marine