Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted I stick you

I wish for an interstelar cruiser

 

granted, but it goes 5 miles an hour

i wish for a dramatic chipmunk

[img width=304 height=268]http://www.appscout.com/images/chipmunk.gif[/img]

 

Granted, but it turns out to be a squirrel.

I wish for 47 kittens taped to a fridge.

 

granted, their hair gunks the tape up and they fall

I wish for the worlds greatest lolcat, that made people die of laughter

 

granted, you go first


i wish the second biggest lolcat

 

granted, you go second

i wish for a bigger avatar size

 

Granted but you won't be able to upload an avi cause of a bug.

I wish for peace in my mind..

 

granted, shame your white bloodcells wont fight either


i wish for a worldwide one-child law

 

granted but you have to learn Mandarin

I wish vB didn't suck

 

can not be granted, sorry


i wish the old forum back

 

I would grant it if I could /cries

I has the same wish

 

granted but now we all miss the new forum layout

I wish people on this forum woudl stop randomly talking about me xD

 

Granted, but you drawing another "dress" related comic causes an uproar.

I wish the threads weren't blindingly coloured compared to the old forum.

 

granted.... now theyre MULTICOLORED!

i wish for the awesome pet battle system

 

Granted but the forum goes to hell. In revenge for people getting their pet's killed people begin powering down each other until just the moderators and sc2forums (actual person, not place) are left.

I wish I could stop watching Lucky Star, because people think I'm special in the head for watching it.

 

Wish granted, you now like to watch Nick Jr.

I wish the forum shop and minerals were back, and I had my minerals and items.

 

granted, but they were all converted to e-cookies!

i wish for one more evee evloution

 

Granted, but then eevee is removed from the next game. NOOOO!

I wish that my Espeon was real.

 

Granted, but it didn't get a rabies shot, attacks an old wheelchair-bound, deaf, blind, and dumb old lady, and was put down.

I wish for even MORE HAIR ON MY HEAD FOR ME TO MAKE A WHITE MAN'S AFRO WITH.

 

Granted but you get fired for disruptive hairdos.

I wish vBulletin didn't look like a piece of crap.