Corrupt-a-wish 2

Granted, it now looks worse than crap.

I wish my college tuition was paid for by someone else.

 

Granted, but the money is stolen from a few hundred hobos, and that was their only money. They come to your house in search of blood.

I wish the YouTube folks would put my video up already.

 

granted, you get a 0/5 reception


i wish for a crappy forum

 

Granted, but its you who will have to clean away all the crap

I wish I could bring all space junk back!

 

granted, sadly space junk is locked


i wish space junk was locked

 

grsnted but now you are trapped inside all the locked forums.

i wish eon was back here so i could kick his ass with my own pokemon team

 

granted, he counters with his digimon team

i wish to join the battle with my yugi-oh team

 

granted but all you get are the cards, not the monsters to actually fight with.

i wish i could draw karrigan well.

 

granted..... you drew her perfectly! .... but in her original form

i wish i could draw a nice flash character

 

granted! but now it spontaneosuly combusts into flames.

I wish I had done my homework already >_<

 

granted, but a dog ate your homework HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

i wish to have an extended vacation (im advancing three subjects in summer class)

 

granted but now you must spend your vacation trapped with all your new clases! mwah ha ha!

I wish the chat was back, i'm going through chat withdrawl...

 

granted, but now chat is thread based
(i miss chat too)

i wish i could also haxx the new forums

 

granted but now you are banned for such attempts!

i wish youtube would stop crashing my internet!

 

granted, then you got RICK ROLLED!

i wish i had a scissor wielding girl

 

granted but that girl is me and you're my target >D

i wish the pwoer level system was easier to understand.

 

granted, click the scales on the upper right hand corner of a user,
"i appprove" is pow up
" ^--negative of that" pow down
comment on the bottom
click add rep

now its easiest to understand

i wish i had my pets now....

 

granted, they're just invisible =D

i wish i had chocolate left from easter

 

Granted but it was crammed under your bed, unwrapped. It was partially eaten by a mouse, is covered with fuzz, and there some green stuff on it that nobody wants to know about.

I WISH THE ENTIRE FORUM WAS IN CAPS LOCK.

 

*eats the chocolate anyway* it tastes kinda funny....

and granted! but now the forum esplodes and you're sued by blizzard!

I wish my cats could talk.