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6870

Poor Overmind. Lives in such a place.

 

6869
1. They worship at the feet of the goddess Ayumi Hamasaki and pray for her to deliver them to the promised land of the rising sun.

2. Has an unhealthy obsession with anime, particularly anime intended for a young audience (see Pokemon, Sailor Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh!). They also live under the belief that all Western animation is garbage and every piece of it, from Steamboat Willie to The Incredibles was copied from some obscure anime only 3 (or possibly less) people saw.

3. Operates under the belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s—even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan).

4. Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is a part-time practitioner of martial arts. For "practitioner," read "watcher of TV," as both are essentially the same to the Wapanese in this case.

5. Repeatedly tries to mix Japanese words in English speech or use "Engrish" to sound either cute or funny, but comes off as an annoying asshole praying to get his or her ass kicked.

6. Has a sword



8. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese poontang.

9. Wears an anime costume (known as cosplay) on any time other than Halloween.

10. Has an undying hatred of all other Asian cultures, especially Chinese, Tibetans, Filipinos and Koreans.




12. Calls anyone that criticizes any aspect of Japan as "racist", even though everyone knows you can only be racist against black people.

 

6868

Wtf?

 

6867 yes, wapanese the ****?

 

6866

hurr.

 

6865

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6864 i choked on a concubine yesterday












































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































i mean cucumber

 

6863

Don't do that.

 

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Wepic in.

 

6861

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6860

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6859

Why can't these shakes go on?

 

lol.....6858

...Know what i mean...

 

6857

It's time we had a break from it.

 

6856

yaahh.

 

6855

Break from what?

 

6854.....from wat...

...Know what i mean...

 

6853

Idk.

 

6852...lol

...know what i mean...

 

6851

i know what you mean.