Countdown from 50.000

49360
*looks out as fast as possible*

 

49359

 

49358 and counting!

 

49357
de-counting

 

49356

 

49355
Seriously now, who's idea was 50? Was 10 skipped for being too easy?

 

49354 We fully completed 10. 50 was my idea. You gotta problem with that? *draws newbcleaver*

 

49353
thats right i do nigga *draws driecleaver*

 

49352 Erm, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the person who did not have a specialized weapon made to destroy me. If it was you, I would have drawn the seniorslicer.

 

49351
rawr. im moar like junior lol
and r u sure u didnt mean EMR??? OO u just saw what i did there

 

49350

What constituted a senior again? >.>

 

49349 The seniorslicer, a one-handed blood-iron tanto (base damage 20-30, +40 vs evil, darkness or dimensionally broken creatures), gets a damage bonus of 50% on anyone who has been a member for more than a year. For every extra year they have been member it does 10% bonus damage.
The newbcleaver, a two-handed iron zanbanto (base damage 40-80), gets a damage bonus of 30% on anyone who has been member for less than a year, with an additional 10% bonus for having less than 100 posts, an additional 10% bonus for frequent spelling errors, an additional 10% for non-sensical annoying posts in space junk, an additional 10% for complaining how bad the original starcraft was all the time, an additional 10% if they mention the hotness of infested kerrigan more than 5 times, an additional 10% for not understanding the simplest of story development and a final additional 10% for insulting peoples intelligence.
The modpoker, a two-handed wooden spear (base damage 20-40, +60 lethal damage vs vampires), does nonlethal damage and gets a 0.5% damage bonus for every member with less than 100 posts banned, a 5% damage bonus for every member with more than 100 posts banned, a 0.2% damage bonus for every mass-post deletion and 10% of the total damage in collateral damage to the shop.

The vampire bonus damage is used surprisingly often.

 

49348
Have I mentioned that Infested Kerrigan is exceedingly hawt?

 

49348 The seniorslicer is still my preferred weapon against you, due to it being light and having a high attack speed. Newbcleavers really are only handy if they can one-shot someone, or if you have the cleave feat, which I don't.

 

49346
rawr i see my poison has made its move

 

49345

 

49344 Remember back when Ace was all about the megaman?

 

49343 Yes, to the point where he'd introduce himself as megaman to forum newcomers.

 

49342 Now he's some chick.


Boy, that sentence sounds wrong.

 

49341

Yuummmy >=d