how do you want to be buried/cremated/donated

WRETCHES.

LONGBOATS.

*Lights it on fire*

 

Ya know that actually inspired Rammstein to write the song Mein Teil (my piece).

Oh to have a song inspired by my death
Pity I would never live to hear it.

 

Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten
- Der Metzgermeister

 

Looking for well built 18-30 year old to butcher
the master butcher



Is that actually what the ad said?


Oh also for anyone who reads the lyrics, mein teil (my part) refers to the mans ***** which was the first part of his body to be eaten. He bled to death after that.

 

They ate it together, actually.
And yes, that's what the actual advertisement said, it's the opening line in the song that sounds like it's spoken over a radio.
Did you know he only got Eight and half years in prison, because Cannabilism wasn't technically illegal at the time? The fact that Jurgen gave himself probably helped, too. Another interesting tidbit: Armin is now apparently a vegetarian and is working in the Green Party of Germany.

 

Well Jurgen did consent to being eaten.
Didn't stop them from reconvicting him with murder and giving him life in prison.


Might be a good time to split this into a new topic.

 

Ohne Dich? D=

 

When you die you are dead.
You can't feel, hear, see or do anything at all.
So does it matter if you donate?

And please, I don't care about crazy religious claims.
When you're dead you're dead.

 

I'd like to have this made into my tombstone, because I honestly believe that whatever complimentary writing engraved on a stone isn't enough to show who the deceased was and what they liked. I like fantasy and whatnot, so ye

Then I'd donate body to science and medical practices.

 

maybe my body will be useful after death
cuz u know surgeons have to use someones dead body to practice on before they can do the real deal