If You Could Be a Starcraft Unit, What would you be?

old: DT
new: colossus (just for the War of the Worlds-2005 effect)

 

you do know that being a starship or a huge mech means no sex for you, right?

but there's even more important than sex, it also means no human brain.

 

First of all has anyone even seen the naked bare groin of a protoss? im sure they gotta be hiding something under that little clothe.

Secondly i would be a ghost as long as they dont put those neural inhibitors in my brain. they sound like they hurt :-[

 

I would be a a siege tank driver. When i see someone i dont like in the neighbourhood, i just

1. siege mode

2. blow em up!

3. tank mode

4 drive away laughing

 

A carrier pilot/commander (Im not sure if there is more than one pilot took at Tassadar's Gantrithor) which means im probally also a HIgh Templar as well. (back to the Tassadar example) and carriers are the single most powerful old sc unit and probaly second or most powerful sc2 unit.

 

hmm weird i always pictured battlecruisers is single most powerful

 

A protoss aircraft pilot or a ghost/templar. Especially a high-speed scout or phoenix.

 

I'd be a ghost. Or a wraith pilot.

 

hell i definetly wanna be a zealot with their gigantic armor and awesome psi blades

 

I'd be a tank, those guys seem to die the least.

 

i would be a burrowed drone. exciting huh?

 

why would you be a burrowed drone?

 

cause its so goddamm exciting! yeah!
imagine all the action maan!
getting detected and sliced up by anything larger than a SCV!
wow! now thats fun!

 

I can tell how much fun dying feeling sliced up by anything really how much fun

 

thanx for the compassion, if you want we can go get burrowed some day.
i know this perfect place in a local forest. i am usually burrowed there between 6:01 and
18:02 (thats when my mom gets worried)

 

nice, ...... i would like that very much

 

ok, now, i have to ask you some questions before we can do that.

1. r u a drone?

2. r u sure?

3. can you hold your breath for several hours?

4. do you like chocolate?

5. do you know the hotkey to burrow?

6. am i annoying?

give me your answers, and i will give you your results back later.

 

i'd want to be a lurker. immagine just running up to someone and burrowing... oh the majesty.

 

i would be...science vessle because irradiate is just pure pwnage, shield when fighting, and emp for ppl who are using steroids and make then weak lol

or carriers

carriers is self-explanatory

 

yes,yes,yes,yes,no,no