King Of The Hill

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Mong0!, Apr 12, 2009.

King Of The Hill

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Mong0!, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *tells USA that aurora is hiding WMD*
    *The american government attacks aurora*
    *The hill is vacant*
    *takes hill*

    KING ONCE MORE
     
  2. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    *gets saved by obama and nukes hill, cause he likes nukes and wanted to try it sometime, you know, just for the hell of it, have some cake an read comics, and take the hill after the nonsense speach, that sounded really cool for some reason, like gordon brown, while he raises his voice and stuff*
    --realizes hill is already repopulated after the way to long speech--
    --clamis the hill anyway-- is king......
     
  3. Mong0!

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    throws a pre-released copy of starcarft2 far avay from the hill
    aurora runs after it

    king....
     
  4. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    *keeps playing*
     
  5. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    *Hacks the infrastructure of the Hill's financial system, and causes an economic meltdown. In the ensuing chaos, invents a new, stable form of currency, and buys everyone's vote*

    I am the new legally elected governmential figure of the hill!
     
  6. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    *rebels move in*
    --get beaten back--
    *furry creatures help them*

    Took the hill.
     
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    Maelstrom New Member

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    Maelstrom Goes Quake on Aurora's a$$, pulling a Railgun out of his pants and shooting like crazy.

    As he climbs to the top, he spots some furry creatures running around, and shoots those too

    DOUBLE KILL!! (?)


    *burrows so that everyone thinks hill is not taken*
     
  8. AcE_01

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    *digs hill and found the guy with a mount. pushes him aside.

    i am now king of the hill.
     
  9. overmind

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    *punches ace in the face*

    I am overmind of the hill!
     
  10. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    A simple slap is enough?
    *Tickles Overmind*

    I am the bully of the hill!
     
  11. AcE_01

    AcE_01 Active Member

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    THAT RHYMES!!!

    *Throws a sheep at Forsaken.

    i am now king of the hillz.
     
  12. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    lol
    *Aurora laughs and rolls of the hill*

    *Ace remains king*
     
  13. overmind

    overmind Active Member

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    *warps the hill to his own private dimension*

    ICH BIN KONIG!
     
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    But Ace is still on.

    Sells illegal pirated versions of StarCraft II away from the hill.
    Everyone goes to play it.

    I am a seller of games on the hill!
     
  15. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    *cops removes pirated games salesman*

    *corrupt cops take the hill*
     
  16. Mong0!

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    *cops hunts aurora for being close to the hill....."

    im king:D
     
  17. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *casts reanimate dead on hill*
    *all dead stuff attacks mong0!*

    hill is undead infested
    UNDEAD RULE THE HILL
     
  18. overmind

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    *sprinkles the undead with holy water*

    The power of christ compels the hill!
     
  19. LoVeRBoy[E]

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    *uses biological warfare*
    Now you all are sick and I control the hill

    "I AM KING OF THE HILL"
     
  20. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *creates a paradox that removes loverboy from the hill*