King Of The Hill

*uses mothership and worm whole ability and sucks ifjjdrie in*
now he is lost for every
you never control the hill again

"I AM KING OF THE HILL"

 

*Breaks reality.*
*Loverboy exists in his own reality.*
*ijffdrie is returned because the reality ruler smoked pot*

I rule the hill.

 

*dismembers Aurora and gives the pieces to hungry animals of a wide variety*

I saved lives and now I'm king of the hill.

 

*summons in the mexicans*
*kuvasz flees*

KING O HILL

 

*unleashes trained swarm of deadly, killing ducks*

I AM KING OF THE HILL

 

*nuclear launch detected* *nuke fires off* *nuke hits the swarm of deadly, killing ducks*

I HAVE NOW TAKEN CONTROL OVER THE HILL!

 

*just pushes MarineCorp out the way*

I AM KING KONG OF THE HILL

 

*steps on LoverBoy with Thor*

I am king of the hill.

 

*cries a river and washes away LanceLeader*

I AM KING OF THE HILL

 

*Uses jumpjets to escape river and then Lands and steps on Loverboy again*

I AM KING OF hill.

 

*shouts down your dam plane and kicks you off*

I AM KING OF THE HILL

I'm king of the castle and you're a dirty a$#hole

edit: didn't mean to type shouts, I meant shoots

 

*ejects from Thor's cockpit, then directs escape pod onto Loverboy again, directly crushing him for the third time*

I AM KING OF HILL.



you know the problem with this game is that you will end up being defeated. It leaves a sense of unsatisfaction.

 

*begs god to smite you(and he does)completely destroys you from the face of earth....*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*trips loverboy over causing him to be humiliated infront of the girl he likes.

king.

 

*Punches overminds lights out for making him look dumb*

Lord of the Dance

 

I trip Lover while he's dancing.

Count of the Hill.

 

Why does everyone trip me....*cuts off legs and throws them at Space Pirate Rojo and knocks him off*

KKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

 

*chucks loverboys legless torso off the hill*

mine...

 

I stuff Overmind into a garbage can and roll him down the hill.

Lord of the Hill.

 

*tells rojo there are legal drugs in Holland
*takes now vacant hill*
king yál