Mini Big Bang

Ah, but it could drop a black hole into our core where it'll grow and grow till it's beg enough to be an actual threat and devour the earth.

Say....four years time? Three and a half perhaps?

 

Woah-ho-ho. Now you're talking. We really do have something to worry about then. How long do you reckon it'd take to die from a heroin addiction? And how much do you think it'd cost to buy three and a half to four years worth of heroin?

 

With Heroin, all it takes is one time.

 

not really

 

Yeah really. You can OD on the first hit.

 

Indeed you can.

 

Anyways. Large Hadron Collider.

Nifty stuff. Can't wait till it's REALLY fired up. I think mid October?

 

Its today guys and gays, would jus like to take this moment to say that i love you all.

I'll be watching it live on the news

Oh shucks, its not the REAL thing today? that sucks xD. I take back the love thing until october.

 

well,seeing as my matter and my soul havent been ripped apart in ever-during agony caused by the fabric of time shattering around me, i think the test went well

 

Though I still think it'd be awesome if something happened

 

Maybe in a month. An earth-shattering cataclysm could wait.

 

And here I was hoping a portal would open and Zerg, Protoss, and Terran would spill out.

 

i was going for daleks, sontaren, and timelords

 

battle droids...


...what?

 

The Hadron Collider test live:

http://aliceadsl.lci.fr/infos/endir...ncement-de-l-accelerateur-de-particules-.html

As I expected, nothing special happens: the beams are launched (or whatever the action you call that), and the graphics are made, and they are all like "yeaaah!" or "mmh, let's increase that setting and try again", and that's it... I think the real interesting part for us will be when scientists will publish the results of their searches regarding those tests, and make them match these tests with the current quantic related theories, and to possibly update them accordingly.

 

LOL! Just watched it on the news. They had some old, crackpot-looking conspiracy theorist talking about how it's impossible to predict how long it would take to destroy the entire Earth. Also had a computer generated image of the Earth slowly being eaten from the inside out.

 

Today was just a test run. You'll have to wait until the 21st of october for the black hole to be formed. My prediction is that it'll do what its meant to and the scientists get data to look at for 20-30 years. Then they'll say their theries are probally correct...and people will wonder why we give physicists such hilariously expensive pointless toys.

Or of course this is how the original big bang happened and we are stuck in a paradox where the universe collapses when a sentient race reaches a point where they can smash particles fast enough together xD.

Finally NATO can deal with those pesky Russians.

 

uhuh
Of course if the original big bang happened

 

well, time is slowing down a little bit now and i can jump 12 meters high

does that mean the expirement went safely?

 

Well obvisouly Mee some omnisient being shot two particles at each other and the paradox eliminated him because he formed a cycle of universes which would not work if he existed because he was not part of the reaction, merely the cause and since he was all knowing he wouldn't have created something which was a mistake. Therefore this omnisient being was merely the creator of our universe and all universes before and after us.Meaning the question of what was before him is non existant because it was an infinite amount of time ago. He did this because he knew it would create a never ending paradox where after enough time and an infinite amount of possibilities. Matter would combine in a way to have the power to copy his actions and create another big bang which would do the same thing.

Wow i should write a book on this. Make millions confusing the pants off everyone and pretending i understand what i'm talking about...o wait thats what top physicists do =/. Another circular paradox !!