my essay english

i actually have this nice idea for a story

it is told from the perspective of a girl, in the beginnining it appears that her long estranged father is taking her to be drugged and raped, but in the end it is revealed that she is actually at the dentist.

 

The dentist should wear a gimp-suit for added tension.

 

You need to decide whether you want to write in cursive or print, not both. Also, for a school assignment, it's usually best to keep far-fetched ideas and things that wouldn't be universally understood out of the picture, for the sake of the grade.

 

i didnt get graded for this, so i pulled the weird out

 

tell me, wats ijffdrie's first language?
also, gasmaskhorse is funny

 

I would gladly say Nonsense, but I'd just get booed at. It's Dutch.

 

This might sound arrogant, but have a bit of respect for us Dutch people. Our grammar is insanely complicated. We have this organisation that needs to make sure that our language keeps getting improved. All they've done over the last decade is add ridiculous rules that don't even apply to all words, but just a few dozen of nouns and verbs. It sucks having to remember custom rules for certain words. I'd choose writing in English over wrting in Dutch any day. To bad my English vocabulary is somewhat limited.

And on the topic: the dentist thing is awesome. Just make sure not to make it like, to explicit when predicting the things that are going to happen. Lol.

As for people who think these stories go to far: we have bewbs on regular tv channels during the day. I mean, real ones. And in some adverts in newspapers. The f-word is never sencored. WE LEGALIZED SOFT DRUGS.

No subject in Holland is weird enough to not talk about it. Except for politics, obviously.

 

I'm pretty sure vasz wasn't talking about dutch

 

I knew I could count on you.

 

But he was like Nonsense = Dutch? :s

Also, I was in a bad mood.

 

No. I was like jeffri = nonsense.

Sigh. I hate spoonfeeding sarcasm

 

Oh please do it anyway. And make those sounds. You know, like a train and such.

But seriously: *facepalm*

 

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