Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

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Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Prodigal, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. darkone

    darkone Moderator

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    I thought you hated them kurai?
     
    darkone, Jan 28, 2008
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    She never said she hated them, she just said they wouldn't work on any sane woman
     
    ssjfox, Jan 28, 2008
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    I guess.
     
    darkone, Jan 28, 2008
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    they didnt work
    [me=ijffdrie]said with his face covered in blood, nails and red handprints[/me]
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 29, 2008
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    "What is tall scaley, likes to burrow in creep and will leap out and spit spines all over your beautiful face on our first date tonight!"

    "Hey there hot lady, your beautiful like Raszagal, swift like a vulture and as voluptous as a raging muta. In otherwords baby, I wanna hatch your larvae..."

    "The moment I laid eyes on you I realized I had to upgrade to Charon boosters, because your sexy aerial assualt will have me seeing stars on our first date!"
     
    Prodigal, Jan 29, 2008
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    Hell, these are something but.. weird :D
    No sucess with these for sure :p Here where I live people who know anything about starcraft are rare. Women are more harder to find.
     
    Hunter, Jan 29, 2008
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    When a chick finally agrees to go out with you

    "Hell, it's about time"
     
    Fenix, Jan 29, 2008
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    come on Fenix, that was weak
    made me cringe

    Now if you had said:
    *in zerg, terran, or protoss voice* COURTSHIP COMPLETE
    it would have been better
     
    Nikzad, Jan 29, 2008
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    If a guy proposes....

    "You require more minerals"
     
    Fenix, Jan 29, 2008
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    This isn't the "dumping with Starcraft knowledge" thread. :p
     
    MeisterX, Jan 29, 2008
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    Your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map!

    Oh wrong thread!

    "Hey baby, want to research technology with me?"
    "I'll drop Reavers in your base ;)"
    "I like big Carriers and I cannot lie..."
    "Lets be naughty and merge to make a Dark Archon!"
    "Did anybody tell you that your psionic entity glows with beauty?"
    "Invalid Target"
     
    Imagine., Jan 29, 2008
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    haha I assume that last one is when she turns you down...

    how about:

    Baby I want to build your scarabs
     
    Nikzad, Jan 29, 2008
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    NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED




    "Hey baby, your fallout shelter or mine?"


    @Praetor Fenix Wow ROFLMAO. "You require more minerals." I imagined the girl/woman saying this in the Overmind's voice. LOL
     
    Prodigal, Jan 29, 2008
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    Uranus lol =D
    LOL christ, you guys have too much time
    You're right i said they'd never work. they're so stupid they're funny xD
    omg my diaphram hurts from laughing so hard... ahahaha
     
    KuraiKozo, Jan 29, 2008
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    I don't really like most of these, but this one was awesome. This one would so work on me. *hint, hint*
     
    darkone, Jan 29, 2008
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    "you must be a pile of ultralisk bones cuz baby, i dig you"

    Ace =]
     
    AcE_01, Jan 29, 2008
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    "SCREEE gudgudgoop"
     
    Fenix, Jan 29, 2008
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  18. darkone

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    Wtf is that Fenix?
     
    darkone, Jan 29, 2008
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    Zergling.
     
    Fenix, Jan 29, 2008
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    If Blizzard wants further proof it's time they released the Zerg, all they need to do is look at this thread.
     
    Wlck742, Jan 29, 2008
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