Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

"Hey there pretty lady, how about we go back to my place, I emp your Templar, and you Irridiate my Mutalisks Glave? RAAAAAOW!"

 

LOL xD
to be included in these...i'm going to use the game itself
"baby you can play with my sweet disc anyday."

"get ready, i just got the expansion so it's even bigger than before."

"it's great now, but it'll be better when the second one comes out."

"i'm about to insert by disc into your C drive, get ready to compute."

i know i fail miserably at this, sorry xD

 

I LOL'd. Literally.

 

Yeah, those were really funny Kurai.

 

"get ready, i just got the expansion so it's even bigger than before."

"it's great now, but it'll be better when the second one comes out."

Lolol

Don't you think it would be cool if Blizzard implimented some of these in the character select voices, I lol'd at a few since they were unexpected. Like when you keep clicking on a Valkyrie and she does a Horse noise.

Also I'd like to point out Blizzard is sneaky, notice the only black units were SCVs - workers, and Duran - was/is a slave to someone and at one point Kerrigan?
PLUS when you keep clicking on an SCV he makes reference to a water melon patch or something, come on Blizzard ;]

 

They were all good except for this one. Terrible pickup line, Kurai; absolutely HORRENDOUS...everyone knows that C: is your hard drive and D: is your disk drive

pshhh get with the program

 

i can mess up things whenev want xP

here we go:
"i know they use the D drive for discs, babe, but the C drive is so much harder" ^-^

 

Hey baby want me to put my hard drive into your case?

 

wow prodigal, that one with the templar and the mutalisk is really screwed up.... =P

 

So thats how you spread crabs... :O

"Are you hot, or is my FlameThrower in the way?"

"Want to come back to my lair for some sexual morphing?"

"You mean all hydras are guys!?"

 

Let's interface to see if our systems are compatible.
=O

 

i got one that doesnt relate to your genital or genital size or drilling a girl with your genital.

"hey is that green stuff make-up? or are u infested?..cuz u look beautiful =P"

"ill make 30 marines dance for you..just because your so pretty"

 

You guys should all move to Korea, coz these lines would actually work!

 

Good idea! I would go up to a South Korean girl and say this, guaranteeing me a date, sex and many other privileges;

"Hey there, you know you are almost as pretty as a Zergling with speed upgrades!"

 

That would totally zergling rush her heart

 

ahhahah nice, I thought not many girls like SC.. But I remember seeing some SC pro matches and there were girls.. So maybe they like it there. Picking up someone would be weird with these tough.

 

["hey is that green stuff make-up? or are u infested?..cuz u look beautiful =P"]
LOL ace xD

 

OMFG such a phailed attempt.

Rofllmaool.

 

"Hey baby, how about I sit you on top of a Photon cannon thats charging up and I'll twirl you around!"

 

"Would you like to see my Interceptor?"