predicting thee future

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jun 7, 2009.

predicting thee future

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jun 7, 2009.

  1. darkone

    darkone Moderator

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    Lol.

    Want me to write a small story for that?

    Drie beat me to it.

    Your words don't flow though Ijff.
     
  2. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    yes pl0x
     
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    Sniper, you will go to hell, and here is why.

    Some people think it is cause you eat baby hearts, some think it is cause you cut women who are pregnant open, this is not why.

    You are going to hell, not cause of the hearts you have eaten, but cause of the hearts you have broken. The emotional screaming of the people whose babies you have killed, it's not the babies themselves that cause you to go to hell, no. It is the angish you have caused their parents.

    Their pride and joy, the one thing their entire life has led up to, having a child. You have crushed that many times. All the expierence they had to share with that child, all their hopes for it, their dreams crushed. The single most important thing taken away from them. For many, the first time they have ever been able to say they truly loved someone, because many people don't truly know what love is, till they look into the face of their child.

    The child him or herself doesn't care, it isn't really smart enough to understand, it isn't truly concious, it doesn't know what is even happening to it. However it's parents do, and you are going to hell, for this.



    This made me cry by the way.
     
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    ooh, do me pl0x :D
     
  5. darkone

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    You're already dead.

    Remember you got hit by the gantrithor?
     
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    Canada, eh?
    I won't die because I'm going to record all my memories and personality uploaded onto a memory chip and I'm going to have it put into a very human looking robot.
     
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    Rojo...

    One day, on your death bed, you will be asked if you would like to have your memories and personalitly recorded into a computer chip, and that when your body dies, your brain will undergo a process that will make a computer with the same neural structure that you have.

    However, due to this being done at different times, there will be a slight error in compatibility, it won't be apparent at first, it will just be like you lost a few days of time, and that you have a better, more stable brain. It will be a lifetime down the road. When you would have been old and senile if you were born on this day. Because of what you chose to do, you will be unable to die, your mind will rot cause of the incompatibilties, and you will walk around forever, getting more and more less in the head, till you finally either figure out how to shut yourself down, or till you just start saying your favourite word, over and over and over again, every 5 seconds, till the end of the earth. Everyone will be too interested in what will happen to you to help you out either.

    This is very fun.
     
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    Lmao i'm a ****ing ***** huh.
    Woah, it blocks that
    lmao I"ma fridaying butcher huh.
     
  9. darkone

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    What?

    Overmind, give me a tiny tiny bit to work with, I need inspiration after all.
     
  10. Jshep89

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    I predict sniper64 will have his identity stolen by a hacker and will be forced to have his name changed to nubbz. Thus giving me a cookie for being right.
     
  11. darkone

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    No I don't like that, not working with it.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    he will be accused of trying to poison the president, he'll go into hiding in a small town, but the government thinks the town works together with you, so snipers pick off every villager one by one, you being the last
     
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    I can do that.

    Jsph (however you spell it), you will one day, have the honour of meeting the president, because you will one day get the medal of honour, given out by said president. You will have a pretty fun time at the party that ensues. During this ceremony, the president will ask you politely if you will hand him what he was drinking, you will oblige.

    However, he will have some sort of reaction to something, he will blame it on you, cause you had just handed him his beverage. He will point at you, and attempt to ask why. The secret service will attempt to take you into custody. You will flee, unsure of where to go, you decide to run south , and west.

    You will eventually land in a small town in very rural Texas, small as in less then 30 people small. They will take you in with open arms because you are on the run from the law, and they welcome such people at this town, many of them once were outlaws after all. They will shelter you when the feds come looking.

    A few weeks later, a new outlaw will come. However, he is actually a spy. He has found you, and called in the police. The spy has also found out that most of the other people in town are rebels too, but he is found out before he can send any more information. The police will be unsure what to do.

    They believe that you are all conspiring to assassinate the president. So instead of trying to bring you in, they will attempt to protect the leader of their homeland, and just kill all of you from a distance with sharp shooters. You will see your new friends die all around you as the snipers take them out. After they are all dead, you will walk out, camera's will be trained on you from a distance, you will say, that it was an accident. You will appologise. Then the snipers will cut you down as well.

    A few days later, the medical test results for the president will come back, and show that it was something he ate hours prior to the event, and that you were totally innocent.
     
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    Darkone. One day you will obtain a dream, a goal for which you wish to reach by the end of your life. This dream of yours becomes so very important to your life and you waste not a moment persuing it. You begin taking various types of college classes learning about this dream of yours. Whether it be a career or a place you wish to go. The more you learn of this dream the stronger the urge to persue it becomes unbearably strong. So you begin preparing to leave to a place where your dreams can be made true.

    However, before you are able to leave you will fall in love. You will fall in love with such a significant other that the thought of never seeing them again gives you nightmares. Fate will present you with the choice of either chasing your dream, or staying with this person of whom you have fallen for. Without hesitation you choose to stay and merry this person. You will grow old together and create many fond memories. The thoughts of your dreams going out the window does not bother you.

    Then, your significant other will succumb to a disease, one so fatal that there is no cure. Their final days will be long and hard. You will be forced to watch as they endure such pain. On the final day of their life. Your lover will tell you to return to the persuit of that dream you left in order to spend your life with this person so close to your heart. Then their eyes will shut never to open again.

    Wanting nothing more then to make them proud and to hold true to your word that you would achieve said dream. You immediately begin persuit once more after the funeral of your dearly beloved. However, you get into a major car crash and suffer from injuries to your spine. You become paralyzed from the neck down. Only capable of speaking you are forced to live your days in a bed. Inside a retirement home you will find nothing but agony as you will never be able to make good on your promise to the one true love of your life. It is not long after the car crash that you to begin suffering from a disease. Only, There will be no one at your death bed to hold your hand. You die alone with nothing but the sound of medical machines to have waved you off into the afterlife.

    Upon arrival to the afterlife, you will be sent to hell. The punishment will be for not being true to your word and fullfilling your promise. You are sent to a circle in hell where every person you have ever admired, and respected will be. They will stand there doing nothing more then critisizing your life, and so you will be made to suffer for all eternity.
     
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    Funny how I want to leave the country, and funny why one of the reasons I am doing it is to meet that person then huh?
     
  16. Jshep89

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    Funny how it was actually me who put the poison into the presidents drink o_O

    Also maybe the dream is to meet that person in that country however you find a new love at home o_O
     
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    If this really does happen, I will hunt you down. Cause this is entirely plausible. I don't write them in a way that they could happen, or would be extremely unlikely that they did.

    I am superstitious like that.
     
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    Me getting the medal of honor is equally plausible so before I get south and west can I hunt you down as well?
     
  19. darkone

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    You getting the medal of honour is very unlikely, and they you would be taken in instead of shot. Unless you were armed.
     
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    well if i was poisoning the president I would definately go armed. As for being unlikely, you don't know me so would be hard to say how likely it really would be.