Scariest moments of your life!

ok then... Scariest moment of my life... hmm I was roller blading by a pond with tons of rocks around it. This little kid was in my way, so I turned. Somehow, the guy in front of me also turned with me and I had to do another rapid turn towards the pond. Tripped on a few stones and for a second went flying head first into the rocks. Instead I landed on my chest and slipped into the pond. I thought I was goners.


Either that or when my little sister was born!

 

hahaha mate too right, oh my heart jumps outa gear when i hear those words scary stuff. ive been sittin here tryin to figure out the scariest moments of my life, and that would be up the top of the list i reckon.
They are not good memories, i shudder at the thought.

 

When I was in my basement, and the lights flicked on and I turned around to see a bloody clown who then said...
"Take of yer pants."

There was the time at Calaway Park I almost fell out of the biggest rollercoaster there.
And when I almost drowned when I was 8.
Or the two times I almost was hit by a car.
Maybe the time I was walking home at night and there was a truck with two guys around 20 in it slowly following me.
Or the time I was almost mugged at the mall in the underground parking.

 

Scary Movie 2, anyone?

 

Actually more of a Dane Cook's Vicious Circle influence.

Except I added the part of him being bloody for a touch of evil.

 

gun pulled on me after talking some shit to a guy down at a poolhall. Damn near shat myself lol.

Then I realized he was a goober cause of the way he was holding the gun so I knocked it away from my face and socked him in the nose until it was a bloody stump. Good times, but seriously, nearly shat myself.

 

^ gun put on your head,you must really know how to annoy...
my scariest moment,scariest moments of my life was the time I nearly got hit by a car,a high speed car while playing my friends on the road,really scared the $hit out of me back then."life flashes before ones eyes" its true...anyone else nearly got hit by a car/got hit by a car before?

 

@ Skylark , holy bejesus dude. A 12 foot mako? Where the hell were you diving, Hawaii???

I've been diving before and in the gulf/atlantic you mostly only have to worry about large bulls. But there's always the radio beacon that detects 'em. Get the F*CK outta the water.

I woulda shat my pants. But the classes teach you to stay calm. If you swim away at the wrong angle they'll take it for fleeing and assume you're prey. He was probably just curious. But still... OMFG.

My scariest time:

Camping in northern Michigan. We were hiking around in a forest and we came on these hill things. It looked kind of out of place and the we realized that it was some kind of really old graveyard. There were a bunch of mounds for graves. It was insane. I've never run so far so fast with a 60 pound pack in my life.

BTW, this wasn't some GRAVEYARD. Wasn't marked, wasn't on the map, and we were in the middle of NOWHERE. Upper peninsula, like 30 miles from a town.

I have some other scary sh*t ass stories from the Rockies... but that involved bears.

DO NOT GET STUCK UPWIND OF A GRIZZLY!

 

You seen Dead Silence?maybe your in it...

 

more scarier drafter was hiking with buds and I slipped just slightly and ended up doing one of those anime styles leaning over an edge waving my arms before a bud grabbed me, thought I was gonna drop lmao. Shit like that, stuff you cant control through any means is the worse.

 

you really need to put symbols like " , " , cause when you said "more scarier drafter was hiking" I thought it was my evil twin brother doing the hiking...lmao

And where were you anyway...

 

my city, Hamilton, is build below and on the niagara escarpment and theres several hiking paths. We were just chillin out when it happened, wasnt a big thing or nothing didnt stop the hike just scared me shitless.

 

Must be a really great fall if you fell...sounds dreamy.
I went to hike once and tried not to do it again,it we started out as a group team trying to clear/open hiking path for other hikers(I'm the youngest,the others was like aunties and uncles)...along the road was those bee nest on top of us and guess what.....*thinking time is over* we didn't even notice,we graped the tree trunk and somehow vibrated the bee hive cause a swarm of warps(i think thats what they call it)it hurted as hell,it was like a burning sensation.Along the slipper road I near feel 210 feet down,and the legs just can't hold on to anything,luckily my hand hold onto the ground(the ground wasn't hard cause it rained)I was like crawling for my life...and slided down to a tree trunk and still kept on getting bee strings(not as much then before) but yet we managed to regroup on the way down shouting for each other.One of the female in our team got so paralyzed that we have to abort the hike and tried to find another way down...

Wow,my first Wall Of Text.Anyway its not my scariest moments of my life but certainly the most painful moments of my life,I managed to avoid it from stringing my face though cause I keep falling...my back gets it all...

I wrote it because Hadean hikes too...