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So this guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009.

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So this guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. darkone

    darkone Moderator

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    Dude wtf?
     
    darkone, Jun 10, 2009
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Eventually the god of death confronts him with the amount of people he killed, he merely laughed

    have i ever been nominated?
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 10, 2009
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  3. Seradin

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    rofl! and you thought i was bad :p though guns did make this whole scene interesting :p

    A man in a kidney bean outfit walks in sits down and orders a Ducks fart and starts to gulp it down.
     
    Seradin, Jun 10, 2009
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  4. darkone

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    Lol no. I doubt it.

    I've nominated a few people though and I am not even in it. I think the few I have nominated have been considered by the person I was talking to about it at the time though.

    Alaskan are you?
     
    darkone, Jun 10, 2009
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  5. Seradin

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    Actually canadian, he says as he gulps down his 2nd duck fart.
     
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  6. darkone

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    No I mean you personally.
     
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  7. Seradin

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    oh no lol, if i was though those ruskies would never leave there houses thats for sure.
     
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    the man then dies of methane poisoning as the barman found it ironic to let the duckfarts contain capsules with concentrated duck farts
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 10, 2009
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  9. darkone

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    I don't think birds produce methane drie.
     
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    ^ - darkone said while he entered the bar, pointing at the bartender.
     
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    He merely laughed and said * of course they dont* BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!
     
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    And all started laughing.
     
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    Hva?
     
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    A rich guy walks into the bar and buys everyone a shot of wild turkey.
     
    Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009
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    Wild turkey?
     
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  16. Jshep89

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    its a kind of whiskey.
     
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    A guy walks up to him and asks how he got all that money to spend.
     
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    I dun like whiskey.
     
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    He replies he won the lottery.
     
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  20. darkone

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    What was the payout?

    How did he pay for the drinks?
     
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