So this guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009.

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So this guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. Jshep89

    Jshep89 New Member

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    Pay out was three hundred million dollars.
     
    Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009
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    darkone Moderator

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    Knelle meg!!!

    How is he paying?
     
    darkone, Jun 10, 2009
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    golden bullets through the barmans head
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 10, 2009
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  4. Jshep89

    Jshep89 New Member

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    Barmans cant die.
    He paid with cash.
     
    Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009
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    darkone Moderator

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    Guys robs the newly rich man.

    Should have used plastic.
     
    darkone, Jun 10, 2009
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    a man walks in limping on his one wooden leg, he grabs the bartender and forces him to jump off the newly aquired plank with a cannon ball chained to his legs.
     
    Seradin, Jun 10, 2009
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    Luckily the cannonball is fake and plastic and he runs away with the drunk pirate screaming at him to get back there and *get bent*
     
    sniper64, Jun 10, 2009
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    Suddenly, 19 4th year primary school students run shrieking in the bar and start having their PE lesson.
     
    kuvasz, Jun 10, 2009
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    and then britney spears walks in. Apparently she is the teacher.
     
    AcE_01, Jun 10, 2009
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  10. Jshep89

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    The bartender calls social services and they take the children and put britney spears in prison.
     
    Jshep89, Jun 11, 2009
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    News stations learn about this and within the minute the bar patrons are assaulted by microphones and cameras while the swarm of reporters yell incomprehensively.
     
    overmind, Jun 11, 2009
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    The bartender, so overcome with grief, attempts to commits suicide, fails, then just sobs.
     
    darkone, Jun 11, 2009
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