Spam Land

i said crazy theories, not what everyone thinks

 

you want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

 

lenga is...

not

 

yes i can, check my curiculum vitae if you dont believe me

 

so, what's with the poll? It's kinda useless if we can't vote

 

i vote for the 786th option

 

im gonna abuse my new mod powers



edit: unabused

 

lol

 

that is against every principal i stand for
oh, what the heck,
ill do it

 

coz I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
yea i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
listen to iron maiden maybe, with me...

 

Well at least someone's new to Spam Land...

 

Welcome! You have entered [Lounge] at 12:39 pm
[ijffdrie] 12:39 pm: ijffdrie to the rescue!
[Lounge]: KuraiKozo has entered at 12:40 pm
[KuraiKozo] 12:40 pm: hello~
[] 12:43 pm: hello
[KuraiKozo] 12:43 pm: i woke up too early. stupid alarm clock T_T
[KuraiKozo] 12:43 pm: kicks it
[] 12:44 pm: i got 4 hours of sleep last night
[ijffdrie] 12:45 pm: how are you
[ijffdrie] 12:45 pm: with that lil sleep
[KuraiKozo] 12:45 pm: 5 over here
[ijffdrie] 12:45 pm: i am (as usual) watching digimon at the moment
[KuraiKozo] 12:45 pm: ah
[KuraiKozo] 12:45 pm: working out at luna's yesterday was hell.
[] 12:46 pm: yeah, I checked that link you gave overmind earlier
[] 12:46 pm: I\ve only seen the first season, it was ok
[KuraiKozo] 12:46 pm: my left leg really hurts ^_^;; i'm suprised more of hme doesn't hurt. Or hurt as much.
[ijffdrie] 12:47 pm: i know how you feel
[KuraiKozo] 12:47 pm: no, you don't.
[KuraiKozo] 12:47 pm: You have not lived until Luna has trained you
[ijffdrie] 12:47 pm: yes i do
[ijffdrie] 12:47 pm: i am on a dutch school
[KuraiKozo] 12:47 pm: Iwanted to die after 30 min
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: i acutally ran myself to sickness once
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: i couldnt breath correctly anymore
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: my heart beat was off
[KuraiKozo] 12:48 pm: and this is not the classic want to die. i didn't even have enough strenght left to do so
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: i had to stay in bed for a week
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: and that was for school
[KuraiKozo] 12:48 pm: not cool =(
[ijffdrie] 12:48 pm: i got a C as a grade
[KuraiKozo] 12:49 pm: i can't really cpmplain i suppose, i go out of my own free will
[KuraiKozo] 12:49 pm: and i'd rather be there dying than here at my house
[ijffdrie] 12:49 pm: why that?
[KuraiKozo] 12:50 pm: because whenever i'm home i just get yelled at recently. My mom is being a total b***h because my dad's retirement party is soon and that makes it cool to yell and scream at us and tell us we never help and are never doing anything
[ijffdrie] 12:50 pm: yeah, my dad complains i do nothing with my life as well
[ijffdrie] 12:50 pm: and i am 14
[KuraiKozo] 12:51 pm: and she starts *****ing and complaining about stuff that #$%^&* well is not true. she told my dad it was all abot him and he doesn't love her and doesn;t care about how she feels etc/
[KuraiKozo] 12:51 pm: if she said another word to me last night you would have not seen me today
[KuraiKozo] 12:52 pm: i would have been out of this house. i was very close to leaving.
[ijffdrie] 12:52 pm: you must really have a though time
[KuraiKozo] 12:52 pm: recently. yeah.
[KuraiKozo] 12:52 pm: it's not normally like this. but this next week is dtill gonna be hell.
[ijffdrie] 12:52 pm: my dad almost drove me to walking away once
[KuraiKozo] 12:53 pm: really? what'd he do?
[ijffdrie] 12:53 pm: he became really really mad about me getting a C for english
[ijffdrie] 12:54 pm: and he yelled over it for an hour
[ijffdrie] 12:54 pm: and i got the C çause i followed his advice
[KuraiKozo] 12:54 pm: not cool =(
[ijffdrie] 12:54 pm: ah well, i vorgave him
[KuraiKozo] 12:55 pm: my mom full out yelled at me once. they got home and i got my sis to bed late and they snapped.
[KuraiKozo] 12:55 pm: she stood there not yelling but screaming what a bad kid i was, how i never did anything right, and that i was a terrible sister and a bad daughter.
[ijffdrie] 12:56 pm: my mom almost never yells
[KuraiKozo] 12:56 pm: you shoulda seen it, i broke down crying and it was so embarassing>_<
[ijffdrie] 12:56 pm: happened to me too once
[ijffdrie] 12:57 pm: i suffered a nervous breakdown once
[ijffdrie] 12:58 pm: it was horrible, something i did for my class in a game didnt work out, so i tried again, and again, and again, and after 12 hours i lay crying in a corner
[KuraiKozo] 12:59 pm: =(
[KuraiKozo] 12:59 pm: gives drie a hug
[KuraiKozo] 12:59 pm: back in germany, when i was about 4, i got beat up
[ijffdrie] 12:59 pm: but did anyhting FUN happen in recent times too?
[KuraiKozo] 12:59 pm: fun, a foreign word =P
[KuraiKozo] 1:00 pm: lemme think. going to Luna's was fun, if not painful.
[KuraiKozo] 1:00 pm: sadly to say, not much else.
[KuraiKozo] 1:01 pm: because i think it's illegal in my house to do so atm. i've been cleaning, and sorting and getting yelled at, and folding clothes and helping do stuff etc.
[ijffdrie] 1:05 pm: ah well, if you are maso you would like that, but apparently you arent
[KuraiKozo] 1:05 pm: no, i'm not like my bf, sadly. xD
[ijffdrie] 1:06 pm: lol at darkie
[KuraiKozo] 1:06 pm: thank God he called last night xD
[KuraiKozo] 1:06 pm: my cousin was being mean to me. he's 32
[ijffdrie] 1:06 pm: ah well, some people say im masochistic too, i am just highly painresistant
[KuraiKozo] 1:07 pm: i told them dark was my bf, and my cousin was like "and where did you meet the poor soul" he's such a jerk xD
[ijffdrie] 1:07 pm: i eman, i can hit myself hard and not feel anything
and being mean to a 15-yearold is mean
[KuraiKozo] 1:08 pm: i'm 16 tyvm XD
[ijffdrie] 1:09 pm: oh, you leveled since you joined
[KuraiKozo] 1:09 pm: mhmm
[] 1:09 pm: 6 or 7 weeks ago
[ijffdrie] 1:10 pm: congratulations
[KuraiKozo] 1:10 pm: ha, thanks ^_^
[KuraiKozo] 1:10 pm: people kept trying to get me stuff =(
[KuraiKozo] 1:10 pm: that sounds awesomen except for the fact that i don't want anything xD
[] 1:11 pm: gives Kurai a hug
[KuraiKozo] 1:11 pm: hugs Ximni back
[] 1:12 pm: I\ll be busy for a while now
[ijffdrie] 1:12 pm: hugs them both, but still prepares to run fast
[KuraiKozo] 1:12 pm: alright, ximni~
[KuraiKozo] 1:12 pm: hugs drie back, too
[ijffdrie] 1:13 pm: are you gonna go on vacation?
[KuraiKozo] 1:14 pm: maybe
[KuraiKozo] 1:14 pm: if we do, we're going to other states to see relatives
[KuraiKozo] 1:14 pm: but it's more torture for me
[KuraiKozo] 1:15 pm: since i have to leave my comp X_X
[ijffdrie] 1:21 pm: i can understnad the feeling, i am going to italy
[KuraiKozo] 1:23 pm: oh italy
[ijffdrie] 1:26 pm: i've already been there this year, now i need to give my dad a rome tour
[KuraiKozo] 1:28 pm: ew
[KuraiKozo] 1:28 pm: that sounds horrendously boring
[ijffdrie] 1:30 pm: that isnt the worse thing
[ijffdrie] 1:30 pm: the worst thing is that i saw and smelled the colloseum toilets
[KuraiKozo] 1:31 pm: Dx
[ijffdrie] 1:32 pm: that really was killing unch: like ten smacks in the face
[KuraiKozo] 1:33 pm: woo
[KuraiKozo] 1:33 pm: i can stalk protosschick now xD
[ijffdrie] 1:35 pm: cause you know her name?
[KuraiKozo] 1:35 pm: know first and middle where she lives and name of fiance.
[KuraiKozo] 1:35 pm: i'm too lazt to, tho.
[KuraiKozo] 1:35 pm: *lazy
[KuraiKozo] 1:36 pm: and besides, no point really, i wouldn't do anything with it anyway
[ijffdrie] 1:37 pm: i would.....
[KuraiKozo] 1:37 pm: <.<
[KuraiKozo] 1:37 pm: that's what's good about me =3
[KuraiKozo] 1:37 pm: i'm not pretty enough to stalk ^_^
[KuraiKozo] 1:38 pm: i have no exceptional qualities so there's no point to finding out who i am and even less a point to following me or stalking/kidnapping me
[ijffdrie] 1:38 pm: bwahahahahaha
/me laughs at kurai
[ijffdrie] 1:38 pm: woops
[ijffdrie] 1:38 pm: epic phail
[KuraiKozo] 1:38 pm: XD
[KuraiKozo] 1:39 pm: besides, i'm not scared of you, drie xD
[ijffdrie] 1:43 pm: now, that is scary
[KuraiKozo] 1:43 pm: what's scary?
[Lounge]: GM_k has entered at 1:48 pm
[KuraiKozo] 1:48 pm: GM k~
[GM_k] 1:48 pm: Hey
[GM_k] 1:48 pm: whats up
[KuraiKozo] 1:49 pm: my body hurts and i woke up an hour earlier because of my stupid clock xD
[GM_k] 1:49 pm: ^ ^
[KuraiKozo] 1:49 pm: i hope you're happy, i woke up at 5 AM for you XD
[ijffdrie] 1:49 pm: yo communist leader
[GM_k] 1:50 pm: thanks a bunch yo...you didnt have to!
[KuraiKozo] 1:50 pm: trust me i didn't chose to xD i set it for 6 AM
[ijffdrie] 1:52 pm: early...
[KuraiKozo] 1:52 pm: no, not really.
[KuraiKozo] 1:53 pm: i can survive on 6 hours of sleep
[GM_k] 1:53 pm: you really spend a lot of time here
[Lounge]: has left at 1:53 pm
[GM_k] 1:53 pm: well, so do I...>.>
[KuraiKozo] 1:53 pm: yeah, well it's gonna be less soon xD
[KuraiKozo] 1:53 pm: pfft
[KuraiKozo] 1:53 pm: i sepnt 10x the amount you do in here
[KuraiKozo] 1:54 pm: i spent 14 hours in this chat one day. 14 straight xD
[ijffdrie] 1:54 pm: i fall asleep if i only sleep for 6 hours
[KuraiKozo] 1:54 pm: ppft
[KuraiKozo] 1:55 pm: these last few days i've been surviving on ~3 hours
[GM_k] 1:55 pm: its #$%^&* worth it its the forum.s fault for being so addictive, right
[ijffdrie] 1:55 pm: just like me in Rome, all the other people got drunk all the time and kept me up
[KuraiKozo] 1:55 pm: XD exacrly
[ijffdrie] 1:55 pm: i couldnt drink cause im 14

 

[KuraiKozo] 1:56 pm: bleh alcohol
[ijffdrie] 1:56 pm: i concur
[KuraiKozo] 1:56 pm: my dad let me try alcoholic stuff
[ijffdrie] 1:56 pm: ijffdrie puts on angel voice: "gate of destiny!"
[KuraiKozo] 1:56 pm: he's like you can try a sip
[ijffdrie] 1:56 pm: my parents only have that with wine
[KuraiKozo] 1:57 pm: grossest stuff ever >_<
[GM_k] 1:57 pm: i like that cognac stuff. I.ll admit it
[KuraiKozo] 1:58 pm: i don't claim to know what it is
[GM_k] 1:58 pm: lol
[ijffdrie] 1:58 pm: i claim to know what it is
[KuraiKozo] 1:59 pm: cringes
[KuraiKozo] 1:59 pm: everytime i watch this music video
[ijffdrie] 1:59 pm: it is that stuff that makes girls want to undress me
[ijffdrie] 1:59 pm: you didnt want to hear that right?
[KuraiKozo] 2:00 pm: facepalms
[GM_k] 2:00 pm: ...
[KuraiKozo] 2:00 pm: i would never want to undress you, drie.
[KuraiKozo] 2:00 pm: you can rest assured knowing that
[ijffdrie] 2:00 pm: yes i can
[ijffdrie] 2:01 pm: though for some strange reason 3 drunk classmates tried to
[KuraiKozo] 2:01 pm: they wanted you drie xD
[ijffdrie] 2:02 pm: they all had boyfriends...
[KuraiKozo] 2:02 pm: LOL XD
[ijffdrie] 2:02 pm: and were three years older than me
[KuraiKozo] 2:02 pm: wooo older women go for drie
[ijffdrie] 2:03 pm: my girlfriend is almost a year younger than ,e
[GM_k] 2:03 pm: has serious doubts in the validity of this story
[ijffdrie] 2:03 pm: doesnt, it really is true
[GM_k] 2:03 pm: ofc it is, casanova
[ijffdrie] 2:03 pm: .
GM_k has a change of heart and believes ijffdrie
[ijffdrie] 2:04 pm: you see, now even you believe me
GM_k thinks of himself as an idiot now
[GM_k] 2:04 pm: mm
[GM_k] 2:04 pm: leethaxxor?
[GM_k] 2:04 pm: is not impressed
[ijffdrie] 2:05 pm: no
GM_k is impressed
[KuraiKozo] 2:05 pm: tells GM k he's not an idiot. only that idiots are easily believable sometimes
[ijffdrie] 2:05 pm: but the story is true
[GM_k] 2:05 pm: mm
[GM_k] 2:05 pm: grrr
[GM_k] 2:06 pm: i hate you ijffdire for hacking meeh
[ijffdrie] 2:06 pm: i didnt hack you
Kuraikozo hacked GM_k
[KuraiKozo] 2:06 pm: <.<
[ijffdrie] 2:06 pm: >.>
[GM_k] 2:06 pm: why is everyone hacking?! im going crazy..
[KuraiKozo] 2:06 pm: drie, you did it wrong
[KuraiKozo] 2:07 pm: you forgot to capitalize the second K
[KuraiKozo] 2:07 pm: you fail
[GM_k] 2:07 pm: >.>
[ijffdrie] 2:07 pm: i dont fail
KuraiKozo gives her sincerest apologies to ijffdrie and begs for forgiveness
[GM_k] 2:07 pm: YOU fail!
[KuraiKozo] 2:07 pm: snarls at drie
[ijffdrie] 2:08 pm: rocks
[ijffdrie] 2:08 pm: ahaha
KuraiKozo thinks ijffdrie rocks
GM_k thinks ijffdrie rocks
[GM_k] 2:08 pm: hopes he will not get hacked in revenge...
[GM_k] 2:08 pm: well, thanks a lot god
[KuraiKozo] 2:08 pm: says drie powerds rock and sniffs them
[GM_k] 2:08 pm: that certainly phailed
[ijffdrie] 2:09 pm: went to church twice
[KuraiKozo] 2:09 pm: *powders
[ijffdrie] 2:09 pm: had to for school
[KuraiKozo] 2:09 pm: i go to church every sunday, child.
[ijffdrie] 2:09 pm: went to cathedral 34 times
[ijffdrie] 2:09 pm: are you christian?
[KuraiKozo] 2:10 pm: catholic to be precise
[GM_k] 2:10 pm: no, sikh
[ijffdrie] 2:10 pm: IJFFDRIE MEGA WACKO BEAM OF DESINTENUTSIAN
GM_k is now wacked
[ijffdrie] 2:10 pm: arent all sikh called the same?
[GM_k] 2:12 pm: turban be with you!
[ijffdrie] 2:13 pm: ...
GM_k runst towards a cliff
[KuraiKozo] 2:13 pm: can't even spel run right
[ijffdrie] 2:13 pm: yeahm that GM_k guy eh?
[GM_k] 2:13 pm: mm
[GM_k] 2:13 pm: this is sad
[GM_k] 2:14 pm: im running to my death!
[ijffdrie] 2:14 pm: GM_K DONT DO IT!!!
GM_k jumps off the cliff
[ijffdrie] 2:14 pm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GM_k soars away
[GM_k] 2:14 pm: #$%^&*
[KuraiKozo] 2:15 pm: catches GM k
[ijffdrie] 2:15 pm: oh...
[ijffdrie] 2:15 pm: he already soared away
[GM_k] 2:15 pm: i didnt want to do it! i really didnt...>.>
[KuraiKozo] 2:15 pm: has a hanglider so XP
[GM_k] 2:16 pm: ha ha
[ijffdrie] 2:16 pm: is puppetmon and manipulates GM_k and KK
[KuraiKozo] 2:16 pm: hardly
[KuraiKozo] 2:16 pm: i hates puppetmon
[KuraiKozo] 2:17 pm: worst villan ever. so it suites you.
[ijffdrie] 2:17 pm: muhahahaha
KuraiKozo lets loose of her hangglider 20 meters in the air
[ijffdrie] 2:17 pm: puppetmon was the best written villain EVAR!
[KuraiKozo] 2:17 pm: chuckles
[KuraiKozo] 2:17 pm: i will do the ultimate thing, drie
[KuraiKozo] 2:17 pm: i can just click the 'ignore' button
[GM_k] 2:18 pm: this discussion is odd
[GM_k] 2:18 pm: true story

 

That reallllllllllllly necessary? Anyone actually read them?

 

ga ku're neh

 

Sounds like Serenity...

 

i scrolled through and i saw a glimpse of the word b!tch, or was i mistaken?

 

who cares?

 

being 14s no excuse to not get drunk...

and yes that was all i saw o_o

 

no reason really, i was just surprised that was all i saw