Story game

That's four words you weirdo.

 

2 words and a statement

 

A statement which happens to consist of two words...
There's no excuse for this. Get the fire!

 

i saved you some time, i set the pitchforks on fire so you still have a hand free for scratching

 

I'll ignore the possible itch and two-hand my burning pitchfork for added force.

 

you could also use the other hand to lynch someone

 

You're the only one I am lynching, so both hands can focus on you.

 

are very sexual

...wow dis iz a retarded thread

 

. ijffdrie said it

 

was the end

 

but was wrong,

 

and it was

 

a big tree

 

then the end

 

stopped being the

 

part of story

 

so it began

 

working at Mc'Donalds

 

the end was

 

really fat and