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I offer my hand, and you spurned it. I offer my allegiance and you turn me away. So let it never said that I was without chivalry.

My hordes shall come for you one day Meee.

 

wait WHAT?!

You wanted me to hire your underlings for a price, as far as I'm concerned it's mercenary, not chivalry.
Besides, weren't they after me for quite a while already?


btw. http://lfgcomic.com/page/29

 

No, I have never sent them hunting you, just watching you from the shadows.

We're not gonna do it for free Meee, we need some sort of payment.

 

That's understandable, but you don't call that chivalry

 

Define chivalry Meee.

 

chivalry
1. The medieval system, principles, and customs of knighthood.
2.
1. The qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women.
2. A manifestation of any of these qualities.
3. A group of knights or gallant gentlemen.

 

Alright, lets break it down.

Bravery, death is the cowards way out, undeath, life everlasting, is the most courageous thing possible. Is my kind not undead, are we not immortal, forever living?

Courtesy, humans are rude creatures, animals. Are we human? When have I ever been rude on purpose?

Honor, when are we ever not honorable? We keep our promises.

Respect toward women, same as before.

A manifestation of any of these traits, jeez didn't I just break all of them down?

 

Bravery is not equal to stupidity. Bravery doesn't mean dying to make yourself look cool.
And how IS becoming undead brave? You basically run away from the danger of death by becoming immortal, instead of facing it.

Honor, when are you ever not honorable? Hmm...when you're sneaking up on defensless innocets to drink their blood? Ok, scratch innocents, we can easily assume there are no innocents (at least not among humans). Still stabbing defenceless people from behind isn't what I'd call honorable

Courtesy and Gallantry I admit you may have. Though imo these are lame, I hate formalities. (Gallantry =/= respect, mark you)


On a side note, when refering to chivalry before, I thought you meant your act, not your kind in general. And that act was simple offer for me to hire your underlings for "money", nothing chivalrious here, just a job contract.

 

When you die, you have no more chances to be brave, we face everyday and every night with courage. You live your meaningless lives and die to become nothing.

Is it so dishonorable to survive? I admit there are some of us that hunt for sport, but most of us don't. The times I hunt just cause I want to taste someone, is when I don't kill those people, they just dazed and they go about their lives. Why wouldn't you call it honor, you personally, you don't even like humans, so what are you worried about?

Also thanks.

Yes I hire my fledglings out as mercs, but I also offered my allegiance. You don't pay militaries with pats on the back do you? Besides, the merc offer was to Forsaken. Sorry if I didn't make it clear.

 

I thought I had the same powers as you now, because Lordkerwyn said you had to do that so that he could torture me better for double posting... So where are my dark pet things?

 

No I'm gonna torture you and set you free.

If you got gallons of blood then maybe we can discuss your early release. I'm just trying to get some snackage.

 

erm meee, can you deliver darkone to me so we can discuss an alliance

no more force than neccesary please

 

You'd have to have his approval or proof of ownership

 

isnt he like threatening you?

 

What does one have to do with another?

 

I'm here ijffdrie.

 

ah ok, i need some help exterminating a demon base, they got 4 heavy hive ships, and 4 artillery cannons, they got about 50 lesser demon warriors and 100 normal demon warriors, 5 dragons, a lesser demon lord

i have also captured three 500 meter tall transport worms that were carrying blood
say, you give me the base with the weapons intact and i give you the blood

 

Alright I'll do it, I'll disable their weapons and fix them after the assault.

Whats the terrain around them like? Any idea what kind of dragons they have?

 

the base is in netheria, a place that looks kinda similair to outland and they are on the largest piece of floating rock

they have 4 common japanese dragons and one great european dragon

 

Alright the dragons aren't gonna be a problem then, only the European is anything special to us, the Japanese ones aren't powerful at all.

I'll want to keep some of the demons bodies, not all of them but some of them, we use them to channel magics, make armor and weapons, and decorate stuff. Their are 150 of them, say I keep 30 normal warriors and 15 lesser ones.

Also can we expect any support fire from your ships?