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Dey see me spoilin'
Dey hatin'

 

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Yes, yes, it was just a way of speaking. They do know the meaning of being cut in half so, it doesn't make a big difference in the end.

Again:

 

(A) Not even Eldar weaponry can cut Space Marine armor, only puncture it. This is literally the most technologically advanced race in the entire known galaxy, I don't think ores that can be smelted in a furnace powered by coal have much of a chance.

(B) You keep posting that picture. Do you know what I see in that picture? I see an orc, who space marines have immense amount of experience fighting, with no weapon and no armor. Let's say the average orc is 8 feet tall, seems about average. Now, that translates to a body mass of 250-300 lbs. Of course, since Garrosh is a lore orc, we can fluff those figures. Let's say 8.5 ft, 300 pounds. Compared to a normal human, he's a huge hulking beast that can rip someone in half by sneezing. Now, let's look at a Space Marine.

The average Space Marine is also 8 feet tall, and similar weight. This is where the similarity ends. First off, all SM's have two hearts. Then they have an organ that promotes bonegrowth. The first thing it does is fuse the ribcage into a single, bulletproof mass. These aren't sissy 2011 bullets, silly little 9mm bullets. These are bullets almost an inch in diameter. Ever seen the bullets that planes shoot? Yeah, well, these are bigger. Next, we have what's called a Larraman's Organ. This prevents SM's from bleeding to death. Immediately. SM's do NOT bleed. Then there's the Catalepsean Node which enables a Space Marine to go up to 2 weeks without sleep (the record iirc is 148 days). Good bye ambush. Next in line, Occulobe. This enables night vision far superior to even night vision goggles. The Mucranoid is next. The Space Marine basically sweats Frost Aura and Fire Aura. So much for Horde mages eh. We also get a Betcher's Gland. This is similar to a reptile in that it allows the Space Marine to spit a highly toxic and corrosive substance. It also allows him to literally chew through metal bars.

Then he gets his armor. Chaos Marines generally have Mark 5 armor, the current standard at the time of the Heresy. This armor is nearly impervious to even standard bolter weaponry, really only ineffective against heavy bolters and ship based weaponry. Since it's made of ceramite, a derivative of ceramics, heat based weapons (ie flamers, lasguns, etc) are useless.

Guns. It shoots bullets an inch in diameter. There would be a hole in Garrosh's unprotected stomach large enough to play basketball with.

 

Can we just get Golganneth to zap all your stupid space marines? Their imba abilities are starting to annoy me, so I bring in something like it too.

Him doing something as peaceful as blowing a horn literally shatters mountains. Have fun.



Oh, and before you start about bullets again: his body is made up of liquid platinum and lightning, while being protected by nearly unlimited divine shielding. And he's just a son of one of the more powerful dudes. Now bring in something stronger from lolhammer, before i fall asleep from how generic the name "space marine" is.

 

This!

 

I think Warhammer got space marines before their names got generic.

 

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Pro!

 

The only thing that could make that pic even more awesome, is if it was goldeneye 64.

 

Golganneth is a Titan. Apples to axes my friend.

I'll bring in something comparable.

It would be cheap to bring in someone like Khorne, since they're one of the 4 Aspects of Chaos, so I think a Daemon Prince would be nice. Originally, these were the Primarchs (Chapter leader) of the Traitor Legions, but other CSM's can be raised, generally after doing something that shows their devotion, like slaughtering an entire world.

Sup.

 

Why are you people still comparing WH40K
to anything?!

 

Because it makes Fenix post good pics.

 

Carry on then

 

And gets us to learn some W40k lore without having to open them books.

 

The wiki confuses me. Fenix feeds me little nuggets of golden info in bite size chunks.

 

What is it capable of?

When "re-organizing" a planet, Titans usually vaporize everything on a planet's surface from orbit, then wade into the rubble to roflstomp any demigods which might have survived. They do this with incredible powerful magic, and immense weapons which can probably slice a skyscraper in half, just by making it lean against it.

Really, bring in something cooler. Beat the Warcarft gods.

 

As far as powers, Daemon Princes are damn strong. Basically, you take the strongest Space Marine, as we know, they're pretty intense, then add in Daemonic Powers, fully developed. For reference, imagine if Thrall or Mediev were warlocks on the level of Gul'dan or Cho'gall. Remember, for a non-Primarch to become one, they have to slaughter entire planets, before they are granted their daemonic powers. Mortal weapons are literally useless against them, any of them. Orbital bombardments don't even singe their skin. The most powerful dreadnoughts (badass mofo's against anything else) are useless. The only thing able to defeat a Daemon Prince one on one would *maybe* be an Alpha Plus psyker, which is useless since they're generally insane and Warp-tainted anyways (fun fact: Alpha Plus psykers have been known to mind control entire planets then make its inhabitant's heads pop, all at once)

Oh yeah, the Titans are Gods, I was thinking they were immortals like Elune and whatnot.

Well.

As we've seen in Warcraft lore, the Titans are vulnerable to one thing for sure... Corruption. If only there was a way for Chaos to corru-

Oh. Wait. That's right. There's an entire god devoted to corruption. Gorganosh, meet Father Nurgle, Lord of Plague, God of Decay, and Chaos's master of corruption. Why defeat someone when you can create another Sargeras? And there's no question of Nurgle being able to control him, as he currently has another god captive (an Eldar god named Isha, whom he experiments on). Funny thing about Nurgle. Of of the time, there's a Chaos God, then his Greater Daemons, Lessers, Whelps, Daemon Princes, etc. With Nurgle, he IS the Greater Daemons. Meaning as long as there's one Greater Daemon left anywhere in the warp (think one demon left in the Twisting Nether), Nurgle cannot be defeated. He'll just turn more to his cause.

 

So basically, makind is ****ed in Warhammer?

 

yes, but so is everyone else.


in WH40K every race is the villain of the story!

 

That's the greatest thing about WH40k, everyone's a bad guy.

Except I guess the Tyranids. Every other race desires the destruction of every other race, but the T's just wanna increase their gene pool.

The destruction of every other race is just kinda a by-product.