the space junk government

so anyways, i set up trade routes with the torrents area, 4 chan, WoW, the series of tubes and of course open borders with the ocean of subcultures archipel

i also ordered my men to shoot at every second life vessel and ordered extra duane checks for the icy north

 

Trade routes?

Are there import taxes?

 

Not for any of the location i just mentioned, but some others have import taxes

 

Do i need to open trade routes with anything else?

 

The Korprulu sector?

 

all they export are broken down warmachines, green soap and convicts

 

Well we could use more convicts to build barriers to keep the anthropomorphic dragons out
*shudder*

 

good point

and if we repair their marine suits we will look very cool

 

And ultra powerfull psionic chrystals. You can use those to mind control -I just ignore basic lore, but whatever- all of the non space junk denizens... Revolution!

 

I have built a castle in the deepest north taking up a place to live there. please, drop by and drink beer and listen to metal.

edit: ofc its only black metal because its in the north.

And I vote formyself to become military advisor.

 

Oooh.

If we're getting new marine suits, get some new gauss rifles!

 

should i also get some siege tanks?
we can do target practice on second life soil

 

Nah, property there is to expensive to shoot at. Maybe shoot at Dakara? It's destroyed already anyways.

 

its a bit out of range of our siege tanks though


and who said we were gonna buy areas to shoot at?

 

Lol, aim for the fancy islands then.

 

we should have spaceships

 

we have a couple of Borg cubes, space pirate bob has some tuskarr battlecruisers, Rojo owns some ships, i have several V-ships at my command, and we have terran battlecruisers of course

 

also we now have a nationel anthem

[youtube]_mdMb6bRXt4[/youtube]

 

or
[youtube]sTaqBdUY6jA[/youtube]

 

yesterday, the now-illegal substance habit-forming substance Smap was outlawed, due to this highly applauded action, the nationwide sales of smap have nearly tripled. The space junk government has received multiple congratulory letters from spam-loving citiziens nationwide


current list of illegal substances
Smap
Spice
smoked spam
Human blood
whaletails
cameltoes

of course this stuff is widely available