Uhoh! Hurricane!

Come to Alberta.

We have the rare tornadoe warning.

That usually doesn't come through.

 

Chuck Norris will take care of this hurricane. He'll just give it a stare down. In case you down know what a stare down from Mr Norris is here is one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

Oh yeah!

 

That show is so cheesily awesome...

Can we get back to my impending doom here?

 

hmmm.... i want to see a F4-F5 tornado along with a TS4

 

Come to Australia mate. The only thing you need to worry about, is the heat in summer...tahts about it.
=]

 

go to the east-netherlands, there re never any natural disasters there(they are dumber then west netherlands though)

 

i say illinois because i live here (and so does dark )
and i am that awesome that i repel anything deadly <.<
>.>

 

Jon, Sucks to be you d00d, seriously Hahaha.

But if you get stuck out there, be sure to take the essentials you need to sustain life i.e. your laptop.

And dont worry, if it gets to bad, the coast guard is always there in storm or rain =]

 

you better be safe jon, i don't want a corpse for an admin D;
i'm wishing for the best for you and hope the hurricane loses power or misses you.
you best take care of yourself~

 

i hope you get hit by lightning and learn to control the weather

 

I wanted that one D:

 

But yeah seriously jon. If you go outside, Take an umbrella. You don't wanna get too wet...

 

Jon, be careful and you need to bring in some cake or pie

 

Everything except for Dark?

You could come to CT. We have the rare hurricane (tropical storm most of the time actually), the 100years kinda rare tornado and severe winter weather some years.

 

At OP:

It's your fault for living in Florida in the first place Living in Florida and not wanting hurricans is like living in DC and not wanting retards in gov't.

You wouldnt have to worry about it if you were living a little more westward, we only have tordanoes here.

 

At least you get warnings for hurricanes. If we Californians have a big earthquake coming we can't do **** about it till it knocks us on our ass.

 

I see a pattern:

East coast(hurrcanes)-long warning times, plenty of time the evacuate
Central(tornadoes)-short warning time, limited time to evacuate the general area
West coast(earthquakes)-no warning, no time to evacuate

The farther you are west, the greater chances of you being screwed in a natural disaster! At least Jon has time to board up his windows and stock his cellar with cans of spam, and PB&J sandwiches.

 

the earthquakes around i live isnt that bad, in fact the last time there was an earthquake...
i slept through it, it rated 2.7 on the scale i believe, and that was something like 5 years ago.

 

Come to Utah....We have....No natural disasters....Except maybe drought, but you get used to that pretty quick.

 

We only have floods, but the worst I've experienced was water in the basement. Don't come though, it sucks here